Charmsukh Ka Anand
Dosto aap sab jaante hai ki mahilaao ko bachpan se marte dum tak bohut pareshaniyon ka samna karna padta hai. Bohut kam mard mahilaao ki peeda samajhte hai. Aise purush ko mera pranaam. Financial condition ki wajah se kai mahilaaye yaun shoshan ka shikaar hoti hai. Hum purusho ko lagta hai mahila sex karne se darti hai. Lekin humari soch galat hai. Mahilaao ka sambhog ke baare mein gyaan gents se bohut zyada hota hai. Shaadi se pehle ladki ko khud ko pavitra rakhna padta hai. Agar mahila ke sath zor zabardasti ho, toh woh sadme mein chali jaati hai. Yeh samasya mahila ko shaadi ke baad bhi ho sakti hai. Kai baar toh kunwari khudkhushi kar leti hai. Iski wajah hum purush hote hai. Ashleel movies se humari uttejna itni badh jaati hai ki hume hosh nahi hota hum galat kar rahe hai. Sambhog ko anand toh mahilaye bhi lena chahti hai. Lekin uske liye sahi waqt ka intezaar karna chahiye Ek middle class family ki brahmin ladki, Nethra (name changed for privacy). Umar 32, sudol sharif, khubsurat BSc paas ka shubhvivah ek high class MBA professional se hoti hai. Dono parivaar khush hote hai. Bahu apne pairo se kalash gira kar griha pravesh karti hai aur apne pati ke saath bedroom mein jati hai. Thodi der baad Nethra ek glass doodh lekar aati hai aur apne pati ko deti hai. Nethra aur uske husband aadha adha glass doodh pee jaate hai. Husband: Aapko change karna ho toh main bahar ruk jaata hoon. Nethra: Main bhi aapse yahi kehna chahti thi. Shukriya. Husband common room mein jaata hai. Uski maa ki soch high profile hoti hai. Maa kehti hai, “Beta aaj raat tabaahi macha dena.” Beta kehta hai, “Nahi maa mujhe usse waqt dena chahiye.” Maa gusse mein kehti hai, “Marne se pehle main daadi banna chahti thi. Par lagta hai tu mere umeedo pe paani pher dega.” Husband apne bedroom mein chala jaata hai. Nethra: Main aapse kuch zaruri baat kehna chahti hoon Husband: Jo bhi aapke man mein ho keh dijiye Nethra: Jaise filmon mein suhagraat dikhayi jaati hai woh mujhe ajeeb aur darr jaisa lagta hai. Mujhe sambandh banane mein hichkichahat mehsoos hoti hai. Husband: Main aapko zabardasti nahi karunga. Dariye mat. Aapki ichcha ke bina main kuch bhi nahi karunga Nethra: Aap bohut samajhdaar aur maryada purushottam hai Husband: Jyada taarif mat kijiye. Mujhe bhi aapse zaruri baat karni thi Nethra: Haa bataiye? Husband: Hum dono ki umar 30 se jyada hai. Kahi mahilaao ko garbhdharna mein miscarriage ke chances bhi hote hai. Aap uska shikaar na ho, bas yehi meri bhagwan se prarthna hai Nethra: Shayad aap sahi keh rahe hai. Husband aur wife 1 ghante tak shaant baithte hai. Nethra: Main aapko mere honthon se aapke honthon ke sparsh de sakti hoon? Husband: Aap jyada emotional ho gayi. Kya aap sach mein tayaar hai? Nethra: Ha main tayaar hoon. Mujhe aap ke upar vishwas hai ki sirf 10 minutes ke sparsh se aap jyada nahi kuch karoge Nethra aur uske husband aankhen band karke ek apne honthon ko sparsh karwate hai. 10 minutes ke baad dono ka sparsh toot jaata hai. Subah hote hi husband Nethra ko rote hue dekhta hai. Husband: Kya hua, Nethra? Nethra: Mujhe darr lag raha hai kal raat ke sparsh ke baad. Husband: Theek hai. Aaj se tum alag kamre mein so jaana. Khush? Nethra: Sasu maa mujhse naaraz ho jayegi. Husband: Aap uski fikar mat kijiye. Main apni maa ko samjha dunga. Agar woh nahi samjhi toh hum dusre ghar mein rehne jayenge. Tumhari ankhon mein aansu mujhe pasand nahi. Nethra apne husband ke pairon ko sparsh karti hai. “Aap jaisa pati parmeshwar duniya ki har mahila ko mile.” Husband: Bohut hui taarif. Main jo kahunga wohi aapko khana hoga. Nethra: Main aapki aagya ka khushi se palan karungi. Husband: Daily aaapko breakfast mein fruits, dry fruits khana hai Aur diet mein spinach, brocolli, cauliflower. Nethra: Theek hai. Saasumaa aur Nethra mein normal batein hoti rehti hai. Nethra aur husband honeymoon pe Khajuraho mandir jaate hai. Husband: Aap ke jism aur rooh se sambandh ka ajeeb darr khatam ho jaaye isliye yaha lekar aaya hoon. Nethra: Mandir ki diwaro par bohut ashleel murtiya hai. Husband: Koi zabardasti nahi. Dusri jagah jana hai to batao. Nethra: Rukiye. Mujhe bhi iss mandir ka gupt raaz jaanna hai. Husband: Chalo mandir ke andar. Sab pata ho jayega. Bohut saalo pehle raja maharaja apni patniyo se alag alag aasan mein sambandh banate the. Mandir ghumne ke baad Nethra Kamasutra ki kitaab kharidti hai 5 din baad, Nethra aur uske husband apne ghar laut aate hai. Maa apne bete se puchti hai, “Kitne kareeb aayi tumhare paas?” “Nethra ne ashleel murtiyan dekhi hai. Aap kuch din ke liye gao chali jaao.” Maa kehti hai thik hai. 4 mahine beet jaate hai. Nethra alag room mein soti hai Husband: Tumhare muscles bohut strong hote jaa rahe hai Nethra: Mujhe mera weight jyada lag raha hai. Dress bhi tight hote jaa rahe hai. Husband: Chalo shopping karte hai. Nethra: Par main trial ghar aake karungi. Trial rooms safe nahi hote aaj kal. Husband: Usse achcha online order karo Nethra: Shayad tum sahi keh rahe ho Nethra online female garments and undergarment try karti hai. Agle din sales girl ghar aati hai. Nethra use apne kamre mein le jakar try karti hai aur usse payment kar deti hai Husband ka phone aata hai. Usse office se aane mein der hogi. Nethra apne room mein Kamasutra ki novel padhne mein busy hoti hai. Door bell ki aawaj sunte hi Nethra daud kar darwaja kholti hai. Husband andar aate hi Nethra husband ko lip kiss karte hai Husband: Jyada Kamasutra mat padho. Sehat ki liye aisi kitaabe achchi nahi Nethra: Yoh khajuraho kyun lekar gaye mujhe? Husband: Galti ho gayi. Nethra: Sorry, my husband. Ghar mein bore ho jaati ho Husband: Bahar ki duniya kharab hai. Tumhara galat istemaal karenge. Nethra: Itna pyaar karte ho mujhse. Shayad main aapka woh pyaar de nahi paati. Husband: Meri aapsi koi shikayat nahi. Hum ek dusre mein vishwas karte hai. Sukhi shaadishuda jeevan jee rahe hai. Nethra: Mujhe bhi kabhi aisa lagta hai hamara vansh aage badhna chahiye. Aaj hum ek hi bistar par soyenge.