Chudai Chawl Ke Chutiyaape - Part 2
Hello dosto. Ummeed hai aap logonko mera naam yaad hoga? Mera naam hai Deepak Mishra. Main ek lekhak hun. Aur agar aapko meri kahaniya pasand aaye to zaroor mujhe e-mail karke bataaiyega. Chalo! bohut bakwaas kar li apne baare me. Ab baat karte hai Chudai chawl ki. Mujhe abhi bhi vishwaas nahi hota ki main aisi jagah par rehta hun jahan din ho ya raat apko chudne ki awaaze sunai dengi. Kabhi-kabhi main ye sochta hun ki ye log kaam kab karte hai? Kal hi ki baat hai. Chudai Chawl ka sabse paise waala admi hai Jayesh Chauhan. Uski kapde ki dukaan hai. Kal main uski dukaan pe kuchh kapde dekhne gaya. Chandni, mere sapno aakar mera lund khada karne waali pari, ka janamdin kareeb aa raha hai. Isiliye uske liye ek achha western dress kharidna tha. Gyarah baje ke kareeb main uske dukaan par gaya. Dekha to dukaan khaali! Ek-do baar avaz di fir bhi koi nahi aya. Shaanti se ek khursi pe baitha to paas mein ek table hilne laga. Main dar gaya. Fir kisi tarah himmat jutake jab maine jhaak ke dekha to Jayesh ka ladla beta dukaan mein kaam karnewaali ladki ko chod raha tha. Dono nange table ke neeche chhipe masti kar rahe the. Sharam ke maare main to laal ho gaya. Par woh besharam bees-ikkis saal ka tharki chhokra apna lauda us ladki ke chut mein phasaye rakkha. Ladki ne turant apna mu chhupa liya. Fir Sikandar ne puchha. “Kya hua Deepak uncle? Aaj dukaan mein kaise aana hua?” “P…Papa kaha hai tumhare?” “Woh to ghar gaye hai khaana khaane, abhi! Raaste me mile nahi?” Sharam ke mare main aur kuch puch na saka. Jhat se main waha se nikal gaya. Jab dukaan se dur jaa raha tha tab dekha ki table fir se hilne laga. Fir socha, “Yahi pe ruk jata hun Jayesh ke liye. Aur koi dukaan bhi to nahi hai jahan itne saste mein kapde mil jaaye. Aur… dekhu to sahi kab tak ye lage rehte hai? Koi grahak aaye tab to unhe rukna hi hoga!” Samne wali tapri par main chai peene gaya. Mera dhyan abhi bhi us hilte hue table par tha. Mera dhyan dekhkar chaiwala bolta hai, “Ye toh roz ka hai sahab. Jayesh bhai ko bhi pata hai. Isiliye jab bhi khaana khaane jaate hai, sau rupiya de ke jaate hai taaki main unki dukaan par dhyaan rakh saku.” Pata nahi kitne grahak aaye aur chale gaye. Fir bhi un jawan bandaron ki bhook miti nahi. Jab bhi koi ata table rukta aur unke jaane ke baad firse hilne lagta. Do ghante main ruka raha par sala Jayesh to aya hi nahi. Nirash hokar main waapis chawl laut gaya. Raaste mein achaanak ek riksha teezi se meri bagal se nikal gaya. Man to kiya ki use rok kar ek kaan ke neeche, jee bhar ke gaali du. Par woh ruka nahi. Chawl ke kareeb pohocha toh achanak ek bheeni-bheeni si khushboo aane lage. Achanak hawaaye chalne lagi aur main daawe ke saath keh sakta hun ki koi gana baja raha tha, “Chand mera dil… Chandni ho tum…” Saamne dekha to meri pari Chandni usi rickshaw mein se utar rahi thi. Us samay usne popti-hare rang ki chamkili salwar-kameez pehen rakhi thi. Kaale ghane lambe baal khule rakhe the. Jinmese kuch natkhat laten uske gaalo ko choom rahi the. Uski sundarta ko dekh main dur hi khada reh gaye. Woh kuch jaldi mein thi isliye apne batue se paise nikalte samay kuch note gir gaya. Niche baith woh use sametne lagi. Par woh bewakoof rickshawaala utra hi nahi. Woh bas apne aankhe phad kar meri Chandni ko havas ki nazar se ghoor raha tha. Turant main Chandni taraf bhaaga aur uski madat ki. Jab main paise utha raha tha tab dekha ki Chandni ka stan kuch zyaadi hi dikh raha tha aur woh tharki… Woh kuch pal jo maine Chandni ke saath bitaaye uska kamra aane tak, meri khushi main shabdo me bayaan nahi kar sakta! Pure raaste mein mere kaan uski meethi baate sun rahe the. Par meri nazar uski khuli chhati par thi. Hare kapde mein lipte uske do gore anmol ratan is kadar ek-dosrese ragad rahe the ki yar kya bataon. Uski har saans se chhati phoolte dekh main aur uttejit ho raha tha. Mera khada lund tadap raha tha bahar nikalne ke liye. Fir jab uska ghar aya to Chandni ne mujhe ‘Thank you’ kaha aur achaank mere gaal ko chuma. Bas! Tabhi mere lund mese jhaag nikal gaya. Chandni nazar me aate hi main sapno ki nagri mein kho gaya tha. Par main abhi jaag gaya. Mujhe ghussa aya us chutiya Jayesh par. Daud ke main gaya uske ghar. Dekha to darvaaza band tha. Main khat-khataane hi waala tha tab maine suna, “Kya babuji… Aap apna khayal nahi rakhte. Aap apne ‘dick’ ka khayal nahi rakhte…” ‘Dick’ ye shabd sunkar mere kaan khade ho gaya. Ek hi hai jo angreezi sikhne ke liye itni uttejit hai. Pyari, achha khana bananewali, ghar-parivaar ka khayaal rakhnewali. Aur apne chucho ke beech logonka lund dabakar pyaar denewaali badi chhatiwali bhabhi, Chaya bhabhi. “Are beta. Main buddha hun. Main to apne pairo par bhi nahi khada ho sakta. Main kaise apna khayal rakhunga?” “Aisa mat kahiye babuji. Dekhiye… apka dick kaise jawan ke tarah khada hai.” “Tum ho isiliye to khada hai.” “Ahh! Babuji, please mere cleavage ke saath khelna band kijiye mera blouse phat jaayega.” “To utaar do na…” “Nahi abhi nahi. Mere pati khana khane aate hi honge.” “Woh nikkamma! Daave ke sath keh sakta hun ki kahi javan choot ke aas-paas bhatak raha hoga.” Dopeher ka samay tha aur kafi maza aa raha tha buddha aur uske bahu ke beech ki baate sunneme. Par… kaam zyaada zaruri tha. Tabhi mujhe yaad aya. Jayesh agar dukaan mein nahi hai aur agar phone nahi utha raha hai iska matlab woh ek hi jagah pe ho sakta hai. Jayesh ka jaani dushman Vinayak Rao. Angrezi ka shikshak. Jayesh ko pata hai ki woh apni patni ko duniya ki har khushi de saka hi sivay ek. Chaya bhabhi ki Angrezi ki bhook. Chaya bhabhi ki yahi bhook le jati hai unko rengte hue Vinayak ki jaangho mein. Main daave ke saath to nahi keh sakta par Chaya bhabhi Vinayak Rao ko guru dakshina uska lund apne chucho mein dabakar hi deti hongi. Vinayak jo is samay ghar pe nahi hai, par uski beti Anamika hai.