Chudai Ki Aakhri Haad Tak - Part 2
” Log bolte hain kia pyar aisa hota hai ,Pyar wisa hota hai . But , us raat ke baad mujhe itna ofcourse pata chaal gaya tha ki pyar ek belagam ghode ki tarha hota hai ,agar lagam nahi hai to phir kay hoga??? Aap… Bol nahi…sakte ,Hmmm lekin main bol sakta hun. Haan … Aap ke saath share karna chahata hun, mera dil ka ghoda jo ek daam belagam ho gaya tha, woh kaisi kaisi harkaton ko anzam de raha tha. ” Hey !friends main aap ka Sonu yah Sangram ,jo bhi aap bolna chaho. Thanx to all of my beloved friends for liking my true tale, …thanx a lot.Agrar aap ne meri pehli kahani nahi padhi to please padh lijiye ,uske baad aap ko meri yeh saab baat samajh main ayegi.Kyun ki main is baar woh bachkana harkat karne wala bachha se thoda bada hogaya tha. Madhu mam ke saath hui us raat ke baad itna kuch roz roz hota tha mere saath aur unke saath , hum dono ke saath jo ki main aap se share kiye bina raha nahi paa raha hun.Kyun ki main ladka hun paar mere paas ladkio ka ek nature hai. Jaab tak main aap ni saari bataine kisi se bol nahi deta mujhe kuch achha nahi lagta, stomach main kuch khalbali si hoti hai. Ok… Aab baat karte hain us raat ke baad ki. Us din sara time mujhe college main bilkul bhi achha nahi laga. Mere doston ne mujhe jhaat se samajh liya aur bolne lage ki Areee tujhe kya hua hai aaj? Tu hum se thik se baat bhi nahi kar raha hai? Itna chup chaap kyun hai yar? Kuch to bool? Lekin mera dhyan kani aur tha… Haan Mam ke paas…Main ek bahut hai funloving aur free minded ladka tha, aap to jaan te hain ki main thoda introvert toh tha hi.Jaab bhi main class main entry kar ta tha toh pura class jaise mujhe dekh kar khush ho jata tha kyun ki mere paas har pareshani ka haal zaroor hota tha. Mera behaviour bhi kuch aisa tha ki ek mayusi chehere pe bhi haasi ajati thi. Par aaj… Meri woh halat hai ki main apni pareshani haal nikal na to door kisi ko bata bhi nahi saak ta tha…Oh ..god. Maine apne doston ko ek jhuthi smile di aur Main jaat se wahan se daudta hua sidha washroom main chalagaya. Daudte waqt main ek do baar student ke saath takra bhi gaya tha. Par uska mujhe kuch dhyan nahi raha.Washroom main ghuste hai maine apna muh ko 7 ,8 baar pani se dhoya. Aur apna saar besin ki taraf niche jhukte huye 2 minutes tak khada raha.Jaab maine apna saar uthaya toh apna face ko moirror main dekha .Jise mera andar ki aatma mujh se bolrahi ho… “Wah…re… Sonu dikha di naa apna asli raang. Saale saab ke saam ne toh bahut cute sa bana firta hai aur andar pakka harami hai tu toh. Aapni hai Mam ko chod dala. chi…chi… Thujhe toh chullu bhar pani main doob mar na chahiye.” Main khud ko thappad marna suru kar diya ki achanaak kisi ne mera haath pakad liya… Mera hosh main agaya… Areee yeh to HOD sir hain… HOD sir: what the hell are you doing , Sangram??? Me:ohhh…nothing sir HOD sir: jaa ethu.. ( please go from here) Main bahar chala aya.Mujhe kuch sujh nahi raha tah , toh main bike ke paas chala gaya. Aur highway bike ki throttle ko full 180 degree ghuma diya. abb toh bike hawa se batain kar ne lagi thi. Dekhte hi dekhte main Madhu Mam ke flat par pahunch gaya. aur bike se utar ke sidha flat ke andar ghus gaya because flat ka door khula tha. Andar hall main mam nahi thi. Main ek dam se apna bag rakha aur sofe pe let gaya. Aaj main ek student ke hisaab se nahi ,ek aam ladka ke hisaab se aya tha , jisko mam ne use kiya tha…Kuch deer baad meri ankh laag gaye.Jaab ankh khuli to shaam ke 7 baaj rahe the.Maine dekha mam meri taraf arahi hai kuch snacks liye huye.woh ekdam calm and cool lag rahi thi. Mujhe bhut hi ajeeb laga ki mera idhar pareshani se bura haal hai mam kise itni cool hain. Mam ne meri taraf muskati hui snaks table pe rakh diya aur mere payiron ke paas aakar baith gayee. Mam: aur… Din Kise gaya aaj college main? Me:hmm… Mam: (thodi hairan ho kar)kya haua??? Bahut distrube lag raha hai???what happened.?hmmm??? Main rote hue apna face mam ke ghodi pe rakh diya. Mam: arree… Sonu..?kya hua reee??? Me:(rote hue) aap…appne aisa kyun kiya??? Maine toh aap ko apna close friend samajh kar apke saath itna ghul mil gaya,par aap ne mera use kiya??? Mujhe majbur kar diya ki main aap ke saath humbistar hojaun.Kya aap ne mere saath yeh saab karne se pehle ek baar bhi nahi socha???ek baar bhi apne mere virginiti ke bare main nah socha???aab…kay hoga… ????Main apane apse nazre bhi nahi mila paa raha hun???yeh saab ke baad app itne calm kise ho??? (Mam ne mere muh pe apna haath rakh diya) Mam: chup…khabar daar agar aur ek shabd bhi apne muh main laya toh. Tujhe kya lagta hai? Kaal main saab sharab ke nashe main kiya ?Pagal , main tujhse kaab se pyar krti hun par bol nahi patithi,kaal khaas kar ke isiliye maine sharab peti thi taki main thujh se bol saku aur apne sacche pyar ka izhar kar saku. Maine tera use nahi kiya.Mu tate satare bhala paye( I really love u). Me:lekin mujh se hi kyun? Mam:pyar kab kisse hojaye… Kaha nahi jasakta. Baas… Hojata hai. Me:toh phir mujhe aap se pyar kyun nahi hua???bolo… Mam:areee …buddhu… Kyun ki computer game aur college aur apna career , baas itna hi tera dunia hai .tujhe kise pata chale ga? Aur koi GF bhi nahi thi toh kise pata chal ta tujhe? Aab koi tension nahi hai kun ki teri GF main hun…Tere saamne… Itna bolkar mam ne ek biscut mera muh main dal diya aur kichen main chle gaye…Main sirf unko dekh ta raha…Kya yahi meri sapnoki ladki hai???…mujh se 12 saal badi…???kya main isse pya kar ta haun..???Isse na jane kitne hi sawal maan main uth rahe the.Haan..yah .naaa…haaa.yaa ..naaaa..Itne main Mam agyeee aur boli fir kya hua??? Maine kaha kuch nahi… Mam.. Aab mam has has ke boli ki mam mam bolna chood de. Aab main teri mam nahi rahi. Mujhe bhi apne upar thodi hasi agayee. Mam plate leke fir kichen main chali gayee..