Devyani, The Cute Indian Housewife
Desi Chudai
Hello my lovely readers of desi kahani. Kese hai sabhi log? Ummid hai sab achhe se chudwa/chud rahe hai. By the way mera naam Piyush hai aur main pune (narhe) se hun aur ek mnc me job karta hun aur part time gigolo bhi hun (lol), ab sexy hindi kahani pe aate hai. Ye sex story mere society ke pados wali ek newly married aunty ki hai. Wo meri janeman c building me rehti hai, wo roz subah 6-6:30 baje ke aas pass morning walk ko society me chakkar lagati hai. Wese morning me bahot sari auntiyan walk pe jati hai. Main job se ata hun toh wese hi time pass karne balcony me aata tha. Meri body itni bhi achi nahi hai lekin lean hai. Beard bhi hai to face value acha hai. Ek din mene us aunty ko dekh liya pink t-shirt aur white leggings me, uske gol matol boobies, aur gora rang. Main dekhte hi pagal ho gaya. Itni kamsinn thi wo laga ki ye mil jaye to life ban jaye. Fir kya meri hawas ne socha ki patane ki try karen, fir main bhi time pass karne dusre din se walk pe jane laga. Humesha uski opposite walk karta. Pehle 2-3 din usko jada ghura nahi but ek din bahot kam log the aur humari ankhe mili. Fir dusre round me bhi mili lekin koi reaction nahi tha na hi uska na mera bas 5-6 seconds ka eye contact. 3-4 the din jab humara eye contact hua to mene use hello wali smile di, usne bhi reply kiya. Fir us smile ke baad main upper aa gaya aur fir koi moment nahi. Uske agle din same sirf smile, fir next day wo kahin ja rahi thi aur uski activa start nahi ho rahi thi, aur hume agar grocery store jana hota hai to c building se guzarna padta hai. Mene pucha “Kya zala?” (kya hua), to usne bola ki “mahit nhi barech divas chalu navti keli manun band asel bahutek” (pata nahi bahot dino se padi hai shayad isliye). Main gaya starter try kiya kuch hua nahi, fir choke deke kick marne laga aur 3 kick me start ho gayi aur wo boli “Ohh thank-you so much”. To mene no problem bola aur bye bola. Muje parking se unka flat number pata chalgaya tha aur fir agle din walk pe jana hi tha bahot sari baaten jo honi thi. Us din wo meri direction se walk pe thi. Main jab gaya to mene “Hi” bola aur wo bhi “Hello” boli. Fir mene esse hi pucha “tumhi roz yeta firayla?” (aap roz ghumne aati hai?) fir usne kaha ki “jasa tumhi baghatch nhi!” (jese tum dekhte hi nahi). Mene bola arre hmmm aur dono smile kiye. Usne apna naam Devyani bataya. Fir mene usko puchha ki wo kya karti hai? To wo boli ki ghar pe hi rehti hai abhi to lekin kuch ghar bethe hi business plan kar rahi hai wo. Fir mene uske pati ke baren me puchha, to wo boli ki wo military me hai. Pehle main darr gaya ki laga agar pakde gaye to pitenge. Fir main sirf normal baaten karne laga, usne mere bare me pucha to maine bataya aur use mera nature achha laga. Uske baad hum log usi din wapis niche gate ke pass mile, wo kahi se aa rahi thi aur main wahi pe kuch cold drink lene ja raha tha. Mujhe laga sirf hi karke chali jayegi lekin wo ruki aur mene puch “kuthe gelela?” (kahan gaye the?) Wo boli ki yahan pe ek yoga classes ke bare me puchne gayi thi. To main bola ki “mala pn chalu karaychay pn ektach nhi hot.” (mujhe bhi start karna hai lekin akele nahi hota) To wo boli ki “tumhala yeta?”(tumhe ata hai) to main bola ki aata hai lekin time nahi hota. To wo boli thik hai agar use class ke baare me pata chala to wo mujhe bata degi. Fir mene use apne sath cold coffee ke liye puchha wo mana karne lagi, but mene thoda force kiya to wo a gayi. Bike park kar ke jab wo aa rhi thi sabki nazren uspe thi maano koi pari a rahi ho. Wo mere side me bethi aur humne cold coffee pi aur nikalne lage aur bike se side se me jab nikal raha tha to wo mujhse touch hui shayad uska balance gaya ho. Usne kuch nahi kaha mene bhi kuch nahi kaha. Fir agle din jab hum walk pe mile to wo boli ki “yoga classes ithe jawal kuthe naiet” (yoga classes kahi nazdik nahi hai) to mene bola ki ghar pe ho sakta hai agar use koi problem nahi hai to. To wo sochi aur boli thik hai aaj nahi but kal se morning walk ke baad me start karenge. Agle din se main uske ghar jane laga yoga ke liye aur humari bonding bahot achi ho gayi thi. Ab wo mujhe kahi bahar chalna ho to sath chalne ke liye kehti thi, mere pass uska number tha lekin kabhi adult baaten nhi hui abhi tak. Ek din achanak wo udas dikhi, mene pucha “Ky zala?” (kya hua?) to boli “kahi nhi thoda ekta ekta watatay” (kuch nhi thoda akela lonely feel kar rahi hun) to mene pucha “kakanchi athvan yetiye ky?” (uncle ki yaad aa rhi hai kya?) to wo bahot sharmayi aur boli nhi re, fir main chalta hun kaha aur nikal aaya. Dopahar me usne call kiya aur boli “ajj sutti gheshil ka?” (aaj chhutti lega kya?) mene bola thik hai kyuki mujhe uska utra hua chehra dekha nhi gaya tha. Main naha ke uske ghar gaya, to wo boli ki “bass atta jevan karunch ja” (beth khana kha ke hi jaa ab). Mene thik hai bola aur kitchen me gaya use baaten karne ke liye. To mene bola ki agar wo apni udasi ka karan bateygi to use achha feel hoga, to wo 2 min ruki aur bolne lagi “tu tr motha ahes tula tr mahiti ahe ki navra bayko doghana sukhi rahnyasathi kahi garza astat. Hai paise pathavtat pn mg maji bakichi icha purna nhi hot.” (tujhe to pata hai ki pati patni ke such ke liye kuch zarurate hoti hai, ye mujhe paise to bhejte hai lekin meri ichhaye puri nhi hoti). Main bola “Aunty tumhi khup bhari ahat yevda wel koni tari atta paryant cheat kela asta ani yevda loyal rahana eka limit paryant thik ahe but aple needs astat ani mi jevdha baghitlay ki bayka jr navra such det nasel tr baher shodhtat te such” (aunty aap sachi me bahot ache ho lekin ek limit tak loyal rehna thik hai lekin kuch zarurate hoti hai, mene jahan tak dekha hai agar pati apni biwi ko khush nhi kar pa raha hai to wo biwi bahar dhund leti hai).