Ek Mast Family Ki Rangeen Kahaniyan - Part 3
Agle din subah main kaafi der se jaaga. Papa office jaa chuke the aur mummy kitchen mein parathe bana rahi thi. Main gaand khujlata hua living room mein pahucha. Preeti TV mein koi movie dekh rahi thi. Woh mujhe dekhte hi ek badi si smile di aur good morning boli. Mujhe samajh nahi aaya kyunki humare ghar mein kabhie koi kisi ko ‘Good Morning’, ‘Good Evening’, etc nahi bolte the. Kahin na kahin meri soch yakeen mein badalte jaa rahi thi ki yeh ladki ko sab pata hai. Last night maine aur mummy ne use pure nange hi chor diya tha aur fir bhi Preeti naraaz nahi thi. Yeh ek behad hi sukun aur lund uttezit karne wali baat thi. Main Preeti ko ek smile diya aur ek nazar uske nimbu par dala. Woh mujhe hi dekh rahi thi. Usne kal raat wale kapde hi wapas pehen liye the aur sofa mein apne legs modh kar baithi thi. Uske gore jaangh aur shorts se beech se uske chaddi ki lining dikh rahi thi. Kal raat woh chaddi nahi pehni thi par shayad subah uth kar pehen li thi. Uske chaddi ko thode der dekhte dekhte main pant ke andar apne lund par ek phatki lagai aur kitchen ki or chal pada. Kitchen mein mummy khade hokar cooking kar rahi thi. Main dheere se jaakar piche se mummy ki chuchi daba di aur uske nipples ko zor se masal diya. Usse mummy ke muh se ek halki si cheekh nikal gayi. Mummy turant mudh kar mujhe ghurne lagi. Apne aate se sani haath se hi pant ke upar se meri goti zor se aba di. Main dard se chatpatane laga toh uske face par ek zaalim si muskaan aa gayi. Usne immediately mere baalon ko guchhe mein pakad kar mujhe diwaar par sata di. Mera muh diwaar se chipka tha.Mummy abhi bhi peeche se ek haath se mere ande daba rahi thi. Aur dusre haath se baal pakdi hui thi. Me: Please chodo mujhe, mummy. Mummy: Tujhe kya laga ki tu mere chuchi ki chutkiyaan lega aur main kuch na karungi? Sale bhosad ke pille, teri maa hu main. Me: Acha sorry. Mummy jawaab mein mere shorts ko ek jhatke mein mere chuttad se niche kiska di. Aur paas mein hi padi ek bottle se kuch nikaali. Mera muh diwaar se sata hua tha. Toh mujhe dikhaai nahi diya par sunnai jarur de rahi thi. Kuch hi minuto mein mummy apni do ungliyon ko chutki bana kar mere gaand ke hole mein ghussane ki koshish karne lagi. Achanak se mujhe bohut tez hi jalan hui aur mummy peeche se hasne lagi. Woh bottle se ek chutki lal mirch ki powder mere gaand mein pel di thi. Jis se mera gaand phat kar char ho gaya. Main samajh gaya ki aakhir hua kya mere saath. Jab mummy ne mujhe choda toh main pant upar karke uski taraf gusse se mudha aur bola – Me: Kya mummy, aap puri chudail ho. Mummy: Sahi samjhe. Ab jyada hosiyaari mat karna mere saath. Agli baar gaand mein belan daal kar tere muh se nikaal dungi Me: Sali kutiya. Mummy: Ab chal bhaag aur mujhe kaam karne de. Me: Par mummy aapne toh kal mera lund chusi thi. Maal bhi piya tha. Mummy: Haan aur jab karega chusungi. Mera aulaad hai tu. Mere bhosde se nikla hai tu. Haq hai mera. Tere jaise suwar ko paida isilye ki hu main. Me: Aapke chut mein hi wapas ghusna hai mummy. Mummy: Pehle apni maal ko sambhal. Dekh kitni khush hai. Mujhe lagta hai use sab pata hai. Me: Mujhe bhi aisa hi lagta hai mummy. Par ab kya karu. Mummy: Woh abhi nahane jayegi. Saath naha le. Me: Woh maanegi? Mummy: Nahi maanegi toh patak kar chod dena saali ko. Main kitchen se nahi nikalungi tu darr mat. Me: Kya bol rahi ho mummy. Papa ko bol di toh? Mummy: Tere papa ko bhi uska chut lena hai. Isiliye keh rahi hu pehle tu maar le warna second hand maal hi milega baad mein. Me: Aur papa? Mummy: Tera baap pehle Sheetal ka lega aur jab mann bhar jayega toh Preet par haath daalega. Me: Par Kaise? Mummy: Tu apni maal sambhal. Ter baap ke liye arrangements karna mera kaam hai. Me: Thik hai mummy. Par abhi Preeti ka kuch nahi karunga. Raat mein maze lunga. Mummy: Woh teri marzi. Acha sun, aaj din mein mere kamre mein aa jana. Gaand chatwani hai mujhe Me: Sachi. Mummy: Haan mere pyaare lawde ka achaar. Ab jaa kaam karne de. Dopahar mein Preeti apne room mein padh rahi thi aur main mummy ke room mein aaya. Mummy saari peheni hui thi aur pet ke bal sokar tv dekh rahi thi. Samne discovery channel par tiger par koi wild documentary de raha tha. Mujhe aata dekh mummy muskurai. Mummy: Bilkul time par aaya hai mummy ke gaand ki khujli mitaane Me: Darwaza sata du. Preeti aa gayi toh panga ho jayega. Mummy: Dekhne do. Raat mein woh bhi toh karwaati hai neend ke bahane. Dekhegi toh kutiya ki bacchi kuch sikhegi bhi. Me: Thik hai. Panga ho gaya toh aap handle kar lena. Mummy: Behenchod teri phat ti bohut hai. Ab chal beta kaam par lag ja. Piche se saree upar kar. Andar chaddi nahi hai. Me: Chaddi hogi bhi toh ghanta farq padta hai. Main turant mummy ki saree upar kiya aur uske mote mote gadraye gol chuttado ko sehlaane laga. Uski gaand tamatar ke jaisa tight thi. Main gaand ka upar thuk kar apne haathon se malne laga. Mummy: Aaaah, ache se nichod beta. Kasam se gaand ki ek ek muscle maza le rahi hai. Main halki se ek thappad mummy ke chuttad mein jad di. Mummy: Sale randi ki aulaad, behenchod bhadua harami. Itni zor se kyun mara? Me: Raand ki izzat aise hi karte hai mummy. (smile karte hue) Mummy: Bur ka baal, teri randi nahi hu main, tere maa hu. Yeh bur se kich kar nikali hu yumko. Tera yeh kala chota sa lund hai na, woh bhi meri hi chut se nikla hai. Me: Jaldi hi yeh andar jayega bhi. Mummy: Ab dialogue band kar aur fridge se chocolate cream ke bottle la kar, gaand mein daal aur usko chaat chaat kar saaf kar Main chocolate bottle laate hi mummy ke chuttad ko spread karke. Bottle ke ched mummy ke gaand mein laga diya kiya. Mummy: Ched mein set karke andar chocolate bhar de. Main bottle se gaand mein chocolate cream bharna shuru kiya. Woh aah aah karne lagi. Uske gaannd ka ched bohut hi flexible tha. Bottle ka mota neck aaram se uske ghus gaya aur thoda sa cream andar chala gaya. Me: Tank full hua randi? Mummy: Bhosadchod! Daalte reh. Thoda der se half bottle chocolate cream mummy ke gaand mein jaa chuka tha.