Friend ki mom bani meri ghodi – Part 1
Desi
Submit Report Main Shaam hun, 24 saal ka, jiska crush uski friend Aqeel ki mom hain. Mujhe uska gora badan bohat pasand hai, khaas kar ke uske motte chuttad. Ik baar uski panty dekhi thi maine aur smell bhi kiya tha. Ah, kya mehek thi. Rajia ki gaand ka size 44-inch hai. Ye itna he bada hai jitna ik pornstar ka hota hai. Main baar baar Rajia ke ghar jaata tha aur uske motte chuttad hilte dekhta tha. Jab woh chalti thi, “thap thap” kar ke awaz aate the. Uske chuttad itne bade the ke jab chair pe sit karti, toh side se nikalte the. Ah, mujhe woh chuttad lene hi tha. Maine Aqeel se bohot friendship kiya tha ke uski ammi mereko apne saath kabhi market leke jaati thi. Tab woh na hota toh, kabhi kabhi jab bus mein hote toh bohot se mard uski gaand dekh ke mujhe dekhte aur usko chodne ya khane ka sign karte. Fir ik din, Diwali ka season tha. Main iske ghar camera leke gaya. Isne bola ke, “Koi pose batao jaise mera pic acha aaye. Main apne pati ko bhejungi.” Uska pati bidesh hai. Main bola, “Gallery mein railing ke saath khaadi ho jao ya ulti kharhi ho jao aur piche dekho.” Wo bolti hai, “Uffff, tum toh mere dhunge ke piche pade ho.” Aur gaand hilate railing ke paas khadi hogayi. Maine uske photo liye aur party end hone pe uska WhatsApp information le liya. Aqeel bola ke, “Mujhe dena pics. Main dedunga.” Main bola, “Main direct dedunga.” Ufff! Kya maal lag rahi thi woh laal dress mein. Mera man kar raha tha ke udhar he uski shalwaar utaar ke chuttad faadh dun. Fir maine ik din jab woh ghar pe alone hoti hai, toh WhatsApp kiya uske photo aur bola, “Dhunga kya hota hai?” Thoda wait kiya aur reply aaya, “Wo hi jo mera bohat bada hai (with smiling emoji)” Maine reply kiya, “Dil.” Usne bola, “Uffffff.” Iss tarah 1 ghanta hum ne baat kiya. Fir aese he hota ke main usko roj kuch funny bhejta ta ya mereko pata tha ke woh kab free hoti aur kab Aqeel bhi house pe nahi hota. Toh main usko message karta tha aur hum 1 ghata ya jyada mast baat karte the. 1 week ke baadh main iske saath dirty jokes aur double meaning jokes karna start kiya jismein vulgar language aur punchline hota tha. Kabhi wo bolti, ““Uffff, sharam karo” aur smile deti aur kabhi bolti, “Uffff, kitne harami ho tum.” Maine ik advertisement dekha ke woh b-grade movie ke liye roles de rahe the. Toh maine uske pics liye kuch bol ke, “Mujhe camera test karna hai.” Aur uska pati ban ke uska WhatsApp number entry kar wa ke bhej diya photos. Entry mein daala ke soft b-grade movie. Fir 2 weeks ke baadh uski mujhe night 10 o’clock pe call ayaa aur wo bohot chaunki hui thi jaise isne bohot dekh liya ho. Wo boli, “Mujhe tum se ik jaruri baat karna hai. Woh main kissi se bhi nahi kar sakti. Tum mere ghar aajao ya main aaon.” Maine pucha, “Aqeel kahan hai?” Wo kaha, “Dadi ke ghar gaya hai. Main alone hun ghar pe.” Toh maine bola, “Acha, aata hun main.” Aur main ghar pe bola ke, “Friends ke saath night cricket hai. Main der se aaounga” aur chala gaya. Uske ghar aaya. Usne bola tha ki, “Bell nahi bajana; bas miss call dena,” Maine usko miss call diya. Usne darwaaja khola aur main aagaya ghar mein. Wo gayi aur maine door lock kiya aur uske piche gaya. Living room mein gaye toh wo cry karne lagi aur mujhe hug kar liya jor se. Main chaunk gaya per chance miss na ho usko hug kiya aur haath uski back se lekar gaand pe pherne laga. Main bola, “Kya hogaya?” Phir usne mujhe apna WhatsApp dikhaya. Uspe jo tha, main bhi chaunk gaya. Ik message tha. B-grade film walon ka Rajia ka selection hogaya ik short film mein. Uska naam tha “Jungle mein Dangal”. Ab usko audition pe jaana tha. Neeche uska chat tha casting walon ke saath ki usne nahi kiya sign up aur ye sab misunderstanding hai. Toh unhon ne uska sign dikhaya jo maine kiya tha. Aur bol rahe the, “Aajana audition pe warna.” Neeche likha tha ke scene mein Rajia underwear pehenegi. Phir uske saath likha tha, “Dangal special hoga” WhatsApp message mein. Main bhi chaunk gaya aur bola, “Arre, ye kya hai?” Woh bhi yehi bol rahi thi. Fir humne unko call kiya toh woh bole ke ik scene hai 20 minute ka. Woh karle, fir kuch nahi ho ga – woh bhi mask ke saath. Jab humne “Dangal special” ka pucha toh woh laugh karne laga. Maine bola, “Bas ik he scene hai mask ke saath. Jhat pat end hojaye ga. Kissi ko pata bhi nahi chale ga.” Rajia: “Arre, maine toh ye sab bas Aqeel ke baba ke saath kiya hai. Main kya karun?” Main uske paas gaya aur hug kiya. Fir, uski baddi chaudi gaand pe haath pherne laga. Woh chaunk gayi, “Ye kya kar rahe ho tum?” Maine bola, “Aap ko shaanti de raha hun. Saara darr nikal raha hun.” Phir ik gaand pe thappad maara ke uske chuttad hille. Mera loda bhi tight hogaya. Phir maine uski gaand pe ik aur thappad maara. Usne cheekh maari per halki thi aur mujhe har thappad ke saath aur jor se hug karti thi. Maine uska hug chora aur usko kiss kiya lips pe jor se. Uska badan aise jaise shake kar raha tha aur woh pighal rahi thi. Main uske pura kameej pe haath laga raha tha; uske MILFy boobs bhi masal raha tha usko kiss karte samein. Woh mujhe touch kar rahi thi aur mere lode jo tight hogaya tha usko touch kar rahi thi. Maine uska dupatta liya, usne jou liya tha aur uske dono haath uske piche baandh diye. Fir, uski salwaar pakad ke usko main uske room mein lekar gaya. Woh boli, “Arre, ye kya kar rahe ho tum? Is tarah nahi karo.” Main bola, “Dangal special ke liye prepare kar rahe hain” aur fir maine dekha toh uski chut pe baal the. Maine usko room mein jaake bed pe patakdiya. Uske haath uske peeche uske dupatta se bandh hua tha aur wo purre kharab kapdoun mein khari thi. Main uske paas gaya aur usko kiss kiya. Uski gaand pe haath phera aur fir uski saalwaar mein haath daala aur dono chuttad ke middle mein daala haath andar tak. Wo kiss mein uchli aur thoda dur hoke boli, “Ye toh dirty hai. Main aur Aqeel ke baba ye nahi karte.