Gazab Ho Hi Gaya -1
Is November 2018 ke mahine woh sab ho gaya jo bas aaj tak maine kahaniyon main padhi thi. Isliye apni aapbeeti aap sabko sunana chahta hoon. Pyaar banayain rakhain. Do hafte pahle hi meri zindagi ki ek nayi shuruwaat hui hai. Gaon se wapasi ke waqt, train main mujhe gaon ki yaadon ne sone nahin diya. Aur usi waqt maine socha ki aap sabke saamne main apni kahani prastoot karoon. Baat aaj se (30-11-18) theek do hafte pahle ki hai. Maine achanak 3 saal baad gaon jaane ka faisala kiya. Mere paas chuttiyaan kaafi thi kyunki maine apne naye job ke joining ki date thodi lambi rakhi thi. Gaon mujhe humesha se hi pyaara raha hai, wahan mere chacha, chachi aur choti bahan rahte hain. Jitna pyaar mujhe wahan milta hai utna shayad hi kahin mile. Gaon main maine kisi ko nahin bataya ki main aa raha hoon. Socha achanak jaa kar sabko khush kar dunga. Bhor 4 baje meri train pahunch gayi. Wahan se mera gaon 1 ghante ki doori pe tha. Ek to thand ka samay upar se kohra. Koi jaane ko taiyaar hi nahin ho raha tha. Tabhi maine ek jugat lagayi aur wahan ke auto stand ke sabse bujurg autowale babuji ke saamne ek prastaav rakha. “Babuji, ek din main kitna kama lete ho aap.” “Kuch tay nahin hai bera, lekin sab theek raha to kam se kam 200 se 300 rupaye.” “Main aapko 1000 dunga, chalenge.” “Bilkul chalunga, kyun nahin chalunga, itni thand main aap bina garm kapde ke khade hain, accha thodi lagta hai.” Is tarah mera safar shuru hua. Ya yun kahoon ki aisa safar shuru hone wala tha jise soch soch kar aur anubhav karke meri zindagi ras se labalab hone wali thi. Main in sab se anjaan, gaon ki or badha jaa raha tha. Auto ko maine gaon se thodi door par rukwa liya, taaki kisi ko meri aahat na lage. Maine babuji ko paise diya aur unhone jo ashirwaad diya woh usi waqt mujhe lag gaya. “Beta, ishwar kare tumhari har woh iccha poori ho jis se tumhare dil ka bojh halka ho aur jeevan main ras bana rahe.” Mujhe unki baat sunke bahut accha laga aur main apne ghar ki taraf mud gaya. Chehre pe hansi thi aur andar ek bacchon jaisi khushi. Babuji ki aakhri baat pe mann mein baatain chal rahi thi. Aur main mann hi mann khud se baatain kar raha tha. 32 saal ho gayi hai umar, ab kahan ras. Shaadi hui hoti tab na is shardi main kuch ras ka anand milta. Pata nahin ab shadi bhi hogi ya nahin. Ye kundali milaane ki pratha bhi bawaal hi ho gayi hai. Kundali na hui, lagta hai koi saanp jeevan main kundali maarke baitha hai. Jo koi baat aage hi badhne nahin deta. Aur to aur jin ladkiyon se thoda bahut ras mila, woh mere paise ke piche hi thi. Ras kya khaakh mila, ras nichod ke rakh diya badmashon ne. Main bhi kahan in baaton ko subah subah leke baith gaya. Ghar chaloon aur pariwar ke saath maje karoon. Delhi jaake to fir wahi tanhai. Yahi sab sochte-sochte main ghar ke saamne pahunch gaya aur dekha ki ghar ka darwaza khula hua hai. Iska matlab ye tha ki ghar ke log jag gaye hain. Main bhi dabe paon ghar ke andar ghus gaya taaki achanak se sabko chaunka doon. Mujhe ye pata nahin tha ki ye kadam ghar ki us nayi bahu ki tarah hoga. Jiske kadam rakhte hi ghar ki aur uski dono ki zindagi badal jaati hai. Ghar ke pahle kamre se hote hua main aangan ke taraf badha. Main aap logon ko ghar ke baare main thoda bata doon jis se aap logon ko samajhne main aasaani hogi. Humare ghar ka angan beech main hai aur ek hand-pump hai. Baaki charo or kamre bane hain. Chatt pe ek bada sa kamra hai aur ghar ke end main piche ek toilet aur bada sa bagicha hai. Main jaise hi angan ki or badha, mujhe seeti jaisi awaaz sunai di. Aur main apni baayin or muda. Mudte hi meri aakhain badi ho gayee. Bhor ke andhere main chamakta hua tarbooz jaisa gaand dekh ke meri to saansain hi atak gayee. Kamar tak choti thi aur badan ek dum sangmarmar jaisa safed. Main handpump ke side main khada ho gaya. Aur ekdum paas se dekha to paaya ki ye to meri pyari Gudiya hai. Jo badi bhi ho gayi hai aur khubsoorat bhi. Woh mujhe dekh nahin paa rahi thi lekin mujhe sabkuch saaf saaf dikh raha tha. Garm garm peshab se uth ti hui bhaap.Uske choot ke baalon ka peshan se bheeg ke ek saath chipak jaana aur woh gori kaatil gaand. Thodi hi der main woh uthi aur apne pajame ka naada baand wahan se apne kamre ki or chali gayi. Main wahi khada tha us bheeni bheeni khusboo aur saare drishya ko aankhon main samete. Achanak piche ke darwaze ke kundi ke band hone ki awaaz aayi aur maine khud ko sambhala. Dekha to chachi haath main baalti liye hand pump ki taraf aa rahi hai. Main ek or chup gaya. Chachi handpump ke paas aate hi apni nighty ke upar se apni chut khujaate hue ek haath se handpump chalane lagi. Aur apna haath dhoke wahan se mudi hi thi ki main piche se aake unke ankhon pe haath rakh diya. “Pechaana?” Unki aankhain turant bheeg gayi aur mud ke mujhe gale se laga liya aur paglon ki tarah mujhe choomne lagi. “Sunil, beta itne saal, kyun re, yaad nahin aati humaari.” Abhi main kuch bol paata, is se pahle woh rone lag gayi. Unko le jaake maine bahar lage charpai pe baithaya aur gale se lagaye bola – “Ab nahin hoga aisa, Chachi. Maaf kardo.” “Kuch khaayega, kitna dubla ho gaya hai. Itni mehnat karwaate hain kya sab.” “Ek ghante so jaata hoon, fir uthunga to aap nashta de dena. Aur jo dil kare khila dena.” “Ja upar wale kamre main sojaa, parson ek guruji aaye to unhi ke liye saaf kiya tha. Wahi so jaa.” Chachi ke rasbhari chuchi mere munh ke paas the. Aur unmain se bahut hi pyaari khusbhoo aa rahi thi. Mera badhan ek dum khinch raha tha aur chachi mujhe apne chuchiyon main chipkaaye jaa rahi thi. Achanak se chachi ne mujhe uthaya aur mere hoth kaat kaat ke chumne lagi. Main bhi pagalon ki tarah unhe chume jaa raha tha. “Sunil, mere hoth kaat na beta. Dekh shardi main kitne rukhe ho gaye hain.” “Lao chachi main unhe geela kar doon.” “Kha jaa mere hothon ko, bahut saalon se taras rahe hain ye tere liye. Tujhe bhook bhi lagi hogi na.” “Haan chachi, bahut zoron ki bhook lagi hai, aap apni chuchiyon ko mere munh main thoos do.