Kalu teri maa chod dalu-2
Desi Chudai, Pehli Chudai
This story is part of the Kalu teri maa chod dalu series To jaisa ki aapne ab tak padha hai, ki kaise pehle aap pehle tu ki jhanjhat ka ant hua, aur Anita aunty ne kaha ki sath mein nahate hai. Par unhone kaha: Abhi sabzi banani hai, to thoda rukna hoga. To maine kaha: Baahar se kuch le aata hu. Anita: Haa ye better hai. Main: To theek hai, main 20 minute mein aata hu. Kya lau? Anita: Butter. Main: Paneer. Anita: Chicken. Main: Kya! Par aap to brahmin ho na? Aur uncle to chidhte hai isse. Anita: Main nahi, main to khoob khaati thi shaadi se pehle. Par shaadi ke baad sab band. Main: Ok, aur kuch? Anita: Acha sunna, 4 beer ki bottle aur kuch cigarettes le lena, aur snacks mein chicken lollipop. Meri to hawa tight ho gayi. Behanchod kya ye wahi Anita aunty thi. Anita: Hello, kaha gum ho gaye? Main: Aap akele 4 bottle pee loge? Anita: Chal hatt! 2 teri 2 meri. Maine college mein bahut parties ki hai apne friends ke sath. Main: Main nahi… Anita: Bachhu mujhe sab pata hai tu kya karta hai kya nahi. Kayi baar teri chat aur tujhe bottles chhupate dekha hai. Main: Ok, leta aaunga. Aur kuch? Anita: Nahi bas jaldi aaja. Already 9 baj rahe hai. Aur sun, 1 bottle aur le aana beer, mujhe baal dhone hai. Main: Aapko kaha, mujhe hi dhona hai. Ok, main yu gaya yu aaya. Anita: Badmaash! Jaldi jaa. Aur unhone ek kiss mere gaal pe de di. Doston gown khula tha upar se, aur wo mere itne nazdeek. Mann to kiya bhaad mein gaya khaana, aaj to is Kalu ki maa ko hi hai bajana. Lekin fir maine socha ki jaldbaazi nahi karni chahiye. Ho sakta hai wo bdi modern ho, par meri ek harkat kahi ulti na pad jaye. To socha sabar ka fal meetha hota hai, aur unki gaadi li, aur nikal gaya. Sabse pehle to main ruka medical pe. Waha se 1 male aur 1 female Viagra ka patta liya. Fir beer, chicken, aur sara samaan leke ghar pahuncha to mummy ne poocha- Mummy: Kaha gaya tha? To aunty balcony mein aa gayi aur boli: Bhabhi kuch baahar ka khaane ka mann tha, to wahi lene bheja tha. Mummy ne kuch nahi bola, aur fir aunty andar chali gayi. Main gaadi park karke upar gaya, to hairaan tha. Gate pe aunty khadi thi, par ek cheez maine notice ki, ki balcony mein unka robe poora dhaka tha, aur main jaise hi andar gaya, to wo firse khula hua paya. Main samajh gaya tha, ki Kalu ki maa thi badi chaalu. Dil mein to aaya ki abhi usko apne 7 inch ke lode pe bitha ke uchalu, par pehle main andar gaya. Fridge mein 3 beer ki bottle rakhi thi, aur maine 2 khol li. Fir chupke se maine apni bottle mein 2 goli male wali, aur unki bottle mein 2 female Viagra daal di aur baahar aa gaya. Bottle dekh ke wo boli. Anita: Nahana nahi hai? Main: Nahate hai, par pehle chicken lollipop ke sath ek beer lete hai. Abhi garam hai, thande ho gaye to khaane mein maza nahi aayega. Anita: Haa sahi hai. Wahi sofe pe hum baith gaye, aur cheers kiya. Wo beer peene hi jaa rahi thi, ki maine unko rok diya Anita: Kya hua? Main: Aise nahi. Fir unse unki bottle li aur unhe apni di, aur ek-doosre ka hath cross karke main unhe, aur wo mujhe pilane lagi. Sach doston, khuli tijori saamne gown mein bra-panty mein baithi thi. Aur loda khada tha. Fir bhi sabar rakhna pada. Thodi der tak hamne beer pee, aur chicken khaaya. Fir ek cigarette jalayi. Kyunki ab Viagra aur beer asar dikha rahe the, to wo bade romantic andaaz mein mujhe cigarette pilati, aur dhua mere upar chodhti. Aise hi hassi mazaak karte hue main unki god mein unki nangi jaanghon mein let gaya. Wo beer uthane ke liye jhuki, aur mere muh pe unke boobs aa gaye. Sach mein kya zabardast feeling aayi. Fir main utha, hamne beer khatam ki, aur wo boli- Aunty: Jaa fridge se beer le aa. Main tab tak nahane ke liye bath tub ready karti hu. Main bhi gaya, aur kitchen mein se beer lekar bedroom mein pahuncha to dekha gown bed pe pada tha. Fir main bathroom mein jaise hi pahuncha, wo bath tub ki taraf jhuk ke khadi thi aur unki gaand meri taraf thi. Ab shorts mein lund maharaj salami de rahe the. Main peeche se jaake unse satt gaya. Achank hue hamle se wo darr gayi, par fir normal ho gayi. Kasam se yaar, white beauty in black bra panty, kya lag rahi thi. Fir unhone bola: Kapde utaar aur aaja bath tub mein. Maine shorts aur t-shirt utari, underwear nahi. Aur wo bhi bra panty mein tub mein baith gayi. Main bhi badi mushkil se khade lund ki chhupate hue baitha. Abhi hum ek-doosre ki taraf face karke baithe the. Wo tub ke us corner mein, main is corner mein. Anita: Bittu meri peeth rub kar de. Aur unhone scrubber meri taraf fenka, aur meri taraf peeth kar li. Main unki peeth scrub kar raha tha. Fir maine bola: Aunty ye bra nikaal do scrub karne mein dikkat ho rahi hai. To unhone bola: Nikaal de. Jaise hi maine bra nikali, bhai sahab, 2 sundar panchi aazad ho kar badan pe jhool gaye unke. Main scrub karte-karte unke boobs pe bhi side se hath maar deta kabhi-kabhi. Kuch der baad wo meri chest aur peeth karke let gayi, aur maine ab unke boobs pe scrub karna, aur boobs dabana start kiya. Kuch der aise hi karne ke baad wo boli: Beer se mere baal dho do. Main beer unke baalon pe daal kar baal saaf karne laga. Fir unhone bola: Poori beer mat khatam karna. Maine kaha: Kyun? To wo boli: Batati hu. Fir unhone hand shower se baal dhoye, aur fir body ka jhaag saaf kiya. Fir khade ho kar wo apni panty nikaalne lagi. Uske baad wo mere face ki taraf turn hui. Doston, duniya ka sabse khoobsurat jangal mere saamne tha. Main bola: Mujhe pyas lagi hai, paani peeke aata hu. To wo boli: Ruko. Aur bottle lekar apne boobs pe beer daalne lagi, aur mera muh boobs pe laga diya. Ab main beer ka maza unke boobs se pee kar lene laga, aur ek hath se wo apni chut sehlane lagi. Shayad viagra ke asar se ab wo horny ho rahi thi. Boobs se girti beer unki chut tak jaa rahi thi. Fir maine apna muh unke boobs se hata kar unse poocha- Main: Ye itna jangal kyu uga rakha hai? To wo boli: Mujhe hairs rakhna paasand hai. Agar tujhe nahi pasand to shave kar deti hu. Maine bhi kaha: Nahi mujhe bhi aise hi pasand hai.