Kumar Apartment : Season 2 – Part 52.2 (Bhawna Aur Akash Ka Game Over!)
Narrated by Neetu Main jaldi se undono ko wahi chor apne room ko bhagi aur darwaza lock kar Shradha ki call uthayi. Main: Haan, bolo. Shradha: Yaar, main bataungi par tujhe kasam deni hogi. Main: Main sahi soch rahi thi na? Shradha: Pahle kasam kha ki tu koi bawandar nahi khada karegi. Main: Tu pahle bata, main sahi thi ya nahi? Shradha: Dekh tu zid ki to I won’t help, main koi help nahi karungi. Main: Ok promise, ab batao. Shradha: Hmmm… ok batati hun, ways ek baat maanni padegi teri, chup kar photo nikalne boli to tune apne saat selfi hi leli uski, hahaha! Main: Haan haan theek hai tu woh chor aur bata ye kaon hai, jaanti hai kya ise tu? Shradha: 2 din pahle main Shobha ke yaha gayi thi. Main: Shobha? Apni apartment wali? Shradha: Haan wahi, ye Akash uska bhai hai. Main: Shobha ka bhai? Shradha: Are nahi, ye uske husband ka bhai hai, uska dewar. Main isse mili bhi thi Shobha ke yaha. (From author: Agar aap logo ko yaad ho to season 1 ke episode 10 mein Shradha Shobha ke yaha gayi thi. Wahan woh Akash se mili thi usi din jis din pahli bar Akash Bangalore pahuncha tha.) Main: Kal raat maa se phone me baat ki to woh bata rahi thi ki Bhawna kal raat Shobha ke yaha thi. Shradha: Haan kya? Aaj subah woh mere yaha aayi thi kisi kaam se. Tab bata rahi thi ki uska husband bahar gaya hua hai, out of station. Main: Hmmm…. Sali randi mere maa baap aur mere bhaiya ko dhoka de kar kal raat waha iske saat gul khila rahi thi shayad. Chhorungi nahi main in dono ko. Shradha: Yaar dekh tune kasam di hai mujhe. Tu aysa kuch nahi karegi samjhi. Main: To? Aankh band karke baithi rahu kya? Shradha: Yaar, tu bhi to aaj mere yaha maze lene aayi thi na? Dekh hum mein se koi bhi doodh ki dhuli nahi hai. Main: Dekh tu mujhe us randi Bhawna ke saat mat tol, samjhi. Shradha: Main kisi ko tol nahi rahi, tu soch agar tu ayse kuch ki to Bhawna ke life ka kya hoga? Uski shaadi toot sakti hai. Main: Haan to tootne de na. Mujhe kya? Shradha: Achcha aur agar soch ki Amit tumhare dewar se teri kartoot bata diya aur teri shaadi tooti to? Tujhe kaysa lagega? Main thodi shaant hone lagi, Shradha ki baat sahi to thi. Bhale mujhe Bhawna utni pasand nahi. Par uske karan main uski zindgi barbaad bhi to nahi kar sakti, woh bhi mere tarah ek aurat hi hai. Shradha: Hello? Kaha gayi. Main: Haan sun rahi hun. To tu bata ab main kya karu ab? Shradha: Sach bataun? Main: Hmmm? Shradha: Agar main tere jagah hoti to iska fayda uthati. Main: Kya, kya fayda? Shradha: Sochna, tujhe bahar jane ki zarurat hi kya jab biriyani ke liye murga ghar me hi hai. Main: Naa yaar. Shradha: Bhawna ko dimaag se nikal aur Akash ke lund par apna naam likh le tu. Main hass padi aur boli: Hahaha, pagal hai tu, hatt! Shradha: Kya pagal hun? Agar main tere jagah hoti to wahi karti. Wayse bhi tujhe aaj Amit di to tujhe leni nahi thi. To fir is New Year Akash ke saat mana apni party. Ab mere andar bhi Akash ko lekar thodi si ichchaye umadne lagi. Shradha ki baat galat nahi thi. Main soch mein pad gayi jab udhar se Shradha boli: Ab tu itna soch mat. Seedhe muh bolu to mahol ka maza utha. Main: Dekhti hun, main sochungi uspar. Shradha: Ok chal main thodi der baad call karti hun, Akshun ke liye khana banana hai. Main: Haan theek hai yaar, thanks anyways. Shradha: Ok dear, bye. Main phone kaati aur Shradha ki kahi baat aur saat hi Bhawna ki kartooto ke bare mein sochne lagi. Main khud ko apne dressing table ke ayine mein dekh sochne lagi ki Bhawna wahi to kar rahi hai jo main kar rahi hun. Apne pati ke peeth peeche main bhi to dusre mardo ke saat maze kar rahi hun. Bhawna ko agar main randi kahoon to main bhi to wahi hun. Bhawna aur mere pati dono hi ek saat London mein kaam karte hai. Agar mere pati door hai aur mujhe woh sukh nahi de rahe to Bhawna ki bhi to wahi halat hai. Shradha ki baat sahi thi. Iske naam par Bhawna ki zindagi kharab karna sahi nahi. Par main ab karti kya? Mujhe Akash ke bare mein pata tha. Kya sachme jayse Shradha ne kaha, kya main iska fayda uthaun? Par tab Bhawna kya sochegi mere bare mein? Main apni hi soch mein doobne lagi. Apne hi sawalo ke jawaab dhoondne lagi. Kya karu na karu ke beech phasi padi thi jab bahar darwaze par papa khat khataye. Papa: Neetu beta. Tab yaad aayi ki papa bahar se aaye hai. Main sari baato ko apne dimaag se nikali aur fir darwaza kholkar bahar gayi. Bahar papa ko gale se laga kar boli: Papa, missed you. Papa ko gale lagati hui main unke kandhe se peeche kitchen mein khade Akash ko dekhi. Uski nazar mere taraf hi thi. Ek pal ke liye mere chehre par gussa aaya use dekh. Par fir khud ko samjhayi aur usko apni ek muskaan de di. Papa hatkar bole: Aa rahi thi to bataayi kyu nahi? Main: Main sochi ki surprise dun sabko. Papa: Chalo achcha hua tum bhi aa gaye. Mujhe to laga is saal ki New Year hum budhe budhi aur Bhawna akele ho jayenge. Main: Ab to aap uski chinta na karo. Bhawna ka bhaai jo aa gaya hai. Ye main thodi zor se boli ki Akash aur Bhawna kitchen se sun le. Woh mujhe sunte hi is taraf dekhne lage aur main unhe dekh muskura di. Meri jhooti muskaan ko dekh udhar se woh dono bhi muskura diye. Papa: Are haan, Akash se mili kya tum? Main Akash ke taraf dekhti hui papa se boli: Haan haan aur bohut achche se jaan pehchaan bhi karli. Papa: Chalo ye to badiya hua. Chicken laya hai, aaj sab saath me dinner karenge. Main: Haan kyu nahi, saat mein khayenge aur bohut kuch karenge bhi. Meri baate sunn door kitchen mein khadi Bhawna aur Akash ke to chehre ke rang badal rahe the. Papa: Aur haan Saaras unkle ke bete ki shaadi mein tum bhi aa jaana. Main: Saaras unkle ke bete ki shadi fix ho gayi? Tabhi maa bhi boli: Haan beta. Ham soch hi rahe the ki tumko bhi bulaaye par fir soche ki tum shayad apne sasural busy hogi. Par ab tum aa hi gayi hoto tum bhi chalna hamare saat. Main: Haan theek hai mummy bilkul aaungi. Wayse ladki kaha se hai, kya karti hai. Papa: Woh to pata nahi, woh udhar TV ke paas card hai usme naam hoga.