Kumar Apartment : Season 2 – Part 55.2 (Beti Ke Badti Shaitaniya)
Narrated by Swati In sawalo mein main baithi unke kamre ko dekh rahi thi. Tab dhyan mein aayi ki papa mujhe dekh rahe hai. Main turant unhe dekh muskurayi aur aankho se ishara ki. Papa aankho se ishara kiye ki main itni kya soch mein doobi hui hun. Main uthi aur papa ke paas jaa kar baith gayi aur kaan mein boli: To kya haal hai? Papa dheemi awaaz mein bole: Haal! Kiska, mera? Hahaha, ayse kyu pooch rahi ho tum? Main apni haath bada kar unke lund par rakh boli: Aapka nahi papa, inka, hahaha! Papa muskurate hue kitchen ko dekh bole: Pagal ladki, sachme tumhari maa sahi kahti hai, daant ki bohut zarurat hai tumhe. Main: Achcha! Daantoge aap mujhe? Papa: Haan aur zarurat pada na to pitayi bhi hogi. Main: Kaha pitaayi karoge papa? Papa samjah gaye par woh bina sharam ke mujhse bole: Tumhari bum par hahaha, badmash! Main: Tab to main aur badmashi karungi aapke sath. Papa: Kyu? Main adao ke sath apni nichli honto ko kaat boli: Taaki aap meri gand par jam kar pitaayi kare. Mere is tarah gand shabd bolte hi unka lund jo mere hath ke neeche tha halke se uchal padi. Samajh gayi ki unhe sunkar utsukta hui. Papa: Gand? Main: Haan kyu aapko Hindi nahi pata. Papa: Hmmm, sab seekh kar baithi ho tum. Main: Aur ek baat bataun? Papa: Haan bolo. Main aankh maarti hui boli: Ya dikhaun? Papa: Ehh! Kya hai batao to? Main: Bataun ya dikhaun pahle woh bataiye. Papa: Offo achcha chalo batao. Main: Hmmm… meri dress kaysi lagi aapko? Papa: Achchi hai, par choti hai. Usi liye tumhari maa chilla rahi thi. Main: Hmmm, ek aur baat agar unhe pata chala to woh behosh hi ho jayegi. Papa: Kya? Main: Ki maine abhi sirf aur sirf yahi dress pehni hai. Papa ke chehre par chamak aa uthi aur woh bole: Hatt kuch bhi, jhooti. Main: Hmm boli to thi aapko, batana hai ya dikhana hai? Papa: Dikhao. Main bhaaw khaati hui boli: Nahi, maoka di thi aapko papa, aapne nahi lee. Papa mere kaan ko pakad halke se marodte hue bole: Badmaash, papa ko pareshaan karo bas ye sab jhoot bolke. Main hasti hui boli: Hahaha, jhoot nahi bol rahi. Papa: Achcha! Main: Agar yakeen nahi to dekh lijiye hath lagake. Papa honto pe sharart bhari muskan liye ek baar kitchen ke taraf dekhe. Fir apne baanye hath ko neeche lakar meri jangh par rakh diye. Dheere dheere meri skirt ke andar hath le gaye. Main unke badte hath ko nimantran deti hui apni janghe phaila li. Papa ka hath seedhe meri jangho ke beech meri garm choot par ja chuwi. Papa wahi hath sataye rakhe aur kitchen ko firse dekhe aur fir mujhe bole: Badmash, ek to itni choti dress uspar panty bhi nahi? Main: Hahaha, hmmm raat ki taiyari kar rahi hun papa. Papa meri choot par halke ungliyo se sahlate hue bole: Raat mein bhi masti? Main: Haan. Aaj raat bhi aap yahi rahiyega, cricket dekhne ke bahane. Papa: Haan par Amit ka kya? Main: Hmmm, woh to sone chale hi jayenge. Papa meri choot ke dane ko pyar se masalte hue bole: Aur agar nahi gaya to, kahi woh yahi ruk gaya TV dekhne to? Main unki ungliyo ka maza lekar boli: Mmmm bhaga doongi unhe main. Papa: Hahaha, pagal ladki. Itne mein Amit bhaiya apne room ka darwaza khole aur awaaz sunn papa turant meri skirt mein se apna hath kheech liye. Main bhi apni skirt ko theek se ki aur shanti se TV dekhti hui baith gayi. Amit bhaiya hamare samne aakar dusre sofe par baithe to main unse poochi: To Amit bhaiya bataiyena. Amit bhaiya: Kya? Main: Kaonse company mein tha aaj interview. Amit bhaiya is baar koi time na liye aur jhat se bole: Woh IPM. Papa: Achcha kidhar? Electronic city? Amit bhaiya: Nahi nahi, idhar ye hmmmm… Papa: Manyata tech park? Amit bhaiya: Aaa… haan wahi wahi, naam yaad nahi aa rahi thi. Wayse uncle. Papa: Haan Amit bolo. Amit bhaiya: Mere na ek friend ki didi ki shadi hai yaha. Papa: Are waah! Amit bhaiya: Yahi Bangalore mein hi hai, to kya main ja sakta hun? Papa: Are poochna kyu hai, jakar aao. Amit bhaiya: Woh lekin uncle 2-3 din lagenge. Main samajh gayi ki daal mein bohut kuch kala hai aur poochi: 2 se 3 din, yahi Bangalore mein hi hai na, fir bhi? Amit bhaiya: Haan par woh shadi ke reeti riwaaz unke un sabme sath rahne ko bol rahe hai. Papa: Theek hai theek hai jakar aao, koi dikkat nahi hai. Wayse bhi kalse to har company mein New Year ki chutti shuru hai. To tumhe koi company mein interview bhi nahi hoga. Main tokti hui boli: Ayse kayse papa, jaan na pehchaan 3 din, kahi bhatak gaye to. Papa: Hahaha, bachcha nah hai woh, tumse bada hai. Papa mere peet peeche meri kamar par halki si cheeti marte hue Amit bhaiya se bole: Tum jao Amit, achche se shadi attend karke aao. Kab jana hai? Amit: Kal subah 8 baje tak. Main papa ke taraf dekhi to samajh gayi ki unke mann mein kya hai. Papa bhi chahte the ki agle 3 chuttiyo ke din Amit bhaiya ghar par na hi ho to theek hai. Papa ke chupe iraade soch meri badan mein masti ki lahar daud gayi. Papa: Subah subah uth kar jana padega tab. Amit bhaiya: Haan uncle. Papa: Tab ek kaam karo khaana kha kar jaldi sojana aaj. Amit bhaiya: Haan uncle, wayse bhi thoda thaka hua hun aaj. Papa: Koi baat nahi aunty ko boldo ki khana de dete tumhe jaldi. Amit: Nahi nahi uncle, aap logo ke sath hi khaunga, usme koi dikkat nahi, to main apne dost se bol dun kya ki main subah aunga? Papa: Haan haan boldo, payse hai na tumhare paas Amit, kuch chahiye ho to bolna. Amit bhaiya: Nahi uncle hai, theek hai main use phone karke bata deta hun uncle. Papa: Haan haan bilkul bata do. Amit bhaiya uthe aur phone lekar apne room ko chale gaye. Unke jaate hi main papa ko dekh boli: Bade chaalu ho papa aap. Papa: Hahaha, kyu? Main: Hmmm, kuch nahi, bas dekh rahi thi ki aap kitne uttaawle ho rahe hai Amit bhaiya ko 2-3 din bahar bhagane mein. Papa mere gaal ko cheeti kaat bole: Tabhi to main apni nanhi pari ke sath zyada waqt katunga. Main hasti hui uthi aur papa se boli: Ek minute aati hun. Main jhat se apne kamre ko bhagi aur dheere se apne kamre mein ghus darwaza band kar di.