Kumar Apartment : Season 2 – Part 79.1 (Maa Bete Kar Rahe Bharti Ko Taiyaar )
Narrated by Rahul Hello dosto, main Rahul. Pichle baar aaplogo ne dekha kitchen mein Bharti ko dikhate hue main apni maa ki gand chod raha tha. Kavita aunty maa ke kamre mein so rahi thi. Unhe kamre mein lock kar hum teeno yaha kitchen mein the. Mujhe aur maa ko dekh Bharti kafi uttejit thi aur abtak jhad bhi chuki thi. Main ab bhi jhada nahi tha. Maa mere lund ko pakad muh mein lekar choosti hui Bharti ko dikhane lagi. Fir lund ko muh se nikal haat mein lekar hilati hui mujhe dekh boli: Ise bacha kar rakho, abhi jhadna mat. Main: Kyu? Maa Bharti ke taraf dekh boli: Kya tum janna chahogi? Bharti hairani ke sath poochi: Kya? Maa: Ki peeche lene mein maza aata hai ya nahi? Maa ki uss baat ko sunn mera lund unke haat mein jhatke maar gaya. Jo baat main Bharti se na kah paaya woh maa kitne sadharan roop se pooch gayi. Bharti bhi hairaan thi par sath hi uske chehre par hairani ke sath vaasna ki ek halki muskaan bhi thi. Bharti: Kya… main? Nahi nahi. Maa: Kya tumhe sachme mann nahi? Bharti: Mmm… par… Main nahi chahta tha ki iske beech main kuch bolu. Maa yaha tak baat pahuncha sakti thi to main chahta tha ki maa hi Bharti ko apne tareeke se manaye. Maa: Par kya? Bolo? Tabhi hum teeno ke armaano mein paani pherti hui Kavita aunty kamre ke andar se darwaaze ko khat khatati hui awaaz di: Saru! Bahar ho kya? Darwaza kholo! Maa had-badaati hui uth khadi hui aur sath hi Bharti bhi ghabraati hui apne kapde theek karne lagi. Maa mujhe dekh boli: Jao jaakar living mein baitho tum. Main poora chidta hua apne short ko wapas pehan kar bola: Uff… ye aunty thodi der aur nahi so sakti thi kya, had hai yaar. Maa hasti hui mere gaal par thap-thapati hui boli: Hahaha, bohut ho gaya maze tumhare, ab jao. Fir maa Bharti ko dekh boli: Beta tum jao, darwaza khol do. Main yaha khana banati hun. Use tumpar koi shak na ho. Bharti kitchen se chali gayi aur fir mujhe kandhe se dhakka deti hui boli: Uff jao na tum bhi, jao… jakar living mein baitho. Main jakar living mein baith gaya aur waha se maa ke kamre ke taraf dekhne laga. Bharti ke darwaaza kholte hi aunty nikalti hui boli: Sarika kidhar hai? Woh mujhe aise kyu band kar gayi? Bharti kuch na boli aur aunty ke peeche-peeche aane lagi. Aunty ab ek lambe gown mein thi aur Bharti ke samne chalti hui kitchen ko jane lagi. Bharti aunty ke peeth-peeche mujhe dekh aisi muskaan de rahi thi maano chuppam-chupaayi pakde jane se bach gayi. Waise sachme agar Bharti kamre ko lock na karti to pata nahi kya bawandar khada ho jata. Main fir living mein baitha unki baate sunne laga. Aunty kitchen pahunchte hi boli: Saru! Kya pehni hai tu? Maa ki paardarshi choti nighty ko dekh aunty shayad hairaan thi. Uske baad aunty ki awaaz aayi: Aur tu! Tujhe ye itni choti nighty kaha se mili? Ye shayad aunty Bharti se kah rahi thi. Maa: Are woh maine hi di thi, uske saare kapde gande the, dhone ke liye daali hun, tab-tak pehanne ke liye maine hi di use. Aunty: To kya hua, Rahul se ek pant-shirt mang leti. Ye sab pehan ke… Maa: Offo Kavi, tum na bachchi ko aise mat hamesha taane maar… bechari apne ghar mein hi to hai. Main mann hi mann ye sunn hasne laga ki Bharti aur bachchi! Aunty: Hmmm… theek hai theek hai, ye bata mujhe tune lock kyu kiya andar? Maa: Are main sochi tujhe thodi der sone doon araam se, koi pareshaan na kare sochkar lock kar di thi. Aunty: Theek hai theek hai, waise saru. Maa: Haan! Aunty: Main so nahi rahi thi, neend nahi aa rahi thi aur shayad tumhari baat sahi hai. Main sochne laga ki konsi baat. Mere kaan kutte ki tarah khadi ho gayi aage sunne ke liye. Maa: Achcha… to? Aunty: Khana banale fir baat karti hun tujhse. Maa: Haan theek hai. Main sochne laga ki yaar agar baat hi karni thi to itna kyu boli? Khamakha ab main yahi sochta rahunga ki akhir maa aur aunty kiss bare mein kamre mein baat ki? Tabhi Bharti living mein aayi aur mere bagal wale sofe par baith gayi. Woh mujhse nazar nahi mila rahi thi. Shayad woh sharm kha rahi thi. Main kuch bola nahi. Warna kya pata aunty kitchen se sunnle. Mobile nikala aur message kiya: Hello, itni shaant kyu baithi ho. Par fir pata chala ki phone uske paas shayad nahi hai to main dheemi awaaz mein poocha: Oye, phone kaha hai tumhara? Bhharti: Room mein. Main: Dekhona. Woh muskurati hui uthi aur apne room ko jaati hui mere sar pe haat se maar gayi. Uski iss harkat se jaan gaya ki ab Bharti poori tarah se mere sath mill chuki hai. Ab use bhi khoob maze lene ka mann hai aur ye baat soch mera lund firse koodne laga. Kuch hi palo mein woh wapas aakar baithi aur apne phone mein message padh kar muskurati hui reply bheji. Bharti: Main kaha shaant baithi hun tumhi kuch nahi bol rahe. Main wapas likha: Agar kuch bola to aunty sunn li to? Bharti: Aisa kya bolna chahte ho? Main: Yahi ki maza aaya, mujhe aur maa ko dekh? Woh padkar muskurati hui apni honto ko andar mod kar dabali aur likhi: Nahi bilkul maza nahi aayi mujhe. Main: Achcha! To fir dekh kar ungli kyu kar rahi thi? Bharti: Woh to bas aise hi, main hamesha karti hun. Main: Achcha! Din mein ktni baar karti ho? Bharti: Itni baar ki kabhi ginn nahi paayi. Tum? Main: Main kya? Bharti: Kitne baar nikalte ho? Main: Kya nikalna, khulkar bolo? Bharti: Ufff… tumhara juice! Main: (zor se hasne ki smily) Juice? Muth bolte hai use. Bharti: I know, pata hai mujhe. Main: Ab itna bhi kyu sharmana, tum sab dekh chuki ho aur hamne bhi kar liya. Bharti: To… tumhare tarah characterless bann jaun? Main: Kyu characterless banne mein maza nahi aaya tumhe. Bharti is par kuch na boli bas sharmati hui apni muskaan dabaaye rakhi. Main chup-chaap uske jaane bina apne short ke zip ke andar se apna khada lund nikala aur uski ek tasveer kheechli. Main message mein likha: Ek cheez dikhaun? Bharti: Kya? Meine use message mein apne tane lund ka photo bheja aur sath mein likha: Dekhona, tumhare karan kya haal hai mera. Bharti phone mein photo dekh pahle aankhe khol chaok gayi.