Kumar Apartment: Season 2 – Part 88.1 (Swati khel rahi do dhari talwaar se)
Narrated by Swati Hi dosto, main Swati. Pichle baar, episode 84 mein, aap logo ne padha ki Ashok uncle ka mere ghar par aana papa ka banaya iraada the. Fir un dono ne mujhe living room mein ek sath choda. Hum teeno thak chuke the aur sab araam kar rahe the. Main aankhe band kar baithi inki baate sunn rahi thi jab papa mujhse pooche: Aur tum, tum bhi thak gayi kya beta! Main aankh khol kar papa ko dekhi aur fir uncle ko. Fir papa ko dekh table se apni energy drink lekar ek ghoont maari aur boli: Abhi kaha papa, abhi to bas shuruwaat hui hai hamare sham ki! Ashok uncle haste hue bole: Yaar tumhari beti to lajawaab hai. Papa apne murjhaye lund ko sahlate hue bole: Aakhir beti kiski hai. Main apni tange lambi kar table par rakh araam se baith samne TV dekh sochne lagi ki main kitni chudakkad bann chuki hun. Mere ek taraf mere apne papa the jo kal se ab tak kai bar chod chuke the. Mere dusre taraf Ashok uncle baithe hue the jinhe mere papa ne hi hamare beech shamil kiye. Ab woh bhi mujhe chod kar apne sare armaan poore karna chahte the. Jo bhi ho maza sirf inko nahi mujhe bhi bohut aa rahi thi. Maano meri zindgi bhar ki chudhne ki ichcha ye dono aaj poore kar rahe the. Main ye soch shant baithi hui thi jab dhyaan aaya ki ye dono mujhe hi dekh rahe hai. Tab main papa aur uncle ko ek tak dekh boli: Aa, kya hua, hahaha aap dono mujhe aise kyu dekh rahe hai? Papa: Bas dekh raha tha beta. Tum khush to ho? Main: Haan, bohut khush hun. Ashok uncle: Woh tum shayad na samjho par tumhare papa kafi chintit the ye sab karne se pahle. Kahi woh koi galat raasta to nahi le rahe. Main Ashok uncle aur papa ko dono ke hath par hath rakh boli: Galat raasta, agar hui to bhi mujhe dikkat nahi. Papa: Woh kyu? Main papa se boli: Aakhir aap jo hai sath mein papa. Fir main Ashok uncle ko dekh boli: Aur mujhe aap dono par poora vishwaas hai ki ye baat hum teeno ke beech hi rahegi. Papa: Haan bilkul beta, tumhari maa ya kisi aur ko iske bare mein pata nahi chalne wala. Ashok uncle: Aur waise bhi kal bhar ka hi to baat hai. Uske baad sab khatam. Tumhari maa wapas aa jayegi. Fir kaha hame aisa maoka milega? Main uth kar seedhi ho baithi aur undono ke liye glass mein daaru dalti hui boli: To fir lijiye, aap log apni taakat ka ghoont pijiye. Baato mein time na kharab kare, hahaha! Ashok uncle: Sachme yaar, itna maza shayad hi club mein tash khelne mein mile. Papa: Hmmm, sahi mein. Papa mere peet ko sahlate hue bole: Meri beti hai to mujhe aur kuch nahi chahiye ab. Main unn dono ko unki glass deti hui boli: To fir lijiye na papa aur uncle, pijiye aur masti bhari sham ka maza lijiye. Papa glass lete hue bole: Tum to aaj hame zyada hi pila rahi ho. Ashok uncle: Itna mat pilao ki chad jaye hame. Main uncle ko dekh boli: Ghabraiye mat uncle, jitna bhi chahdegi… Fir papa ko dekh aage boli: Main aap dono se utna hi kaam karwa ke utarwa dungi. Is baat par papa ke murjhaye lund ne halki harkat dikha di. Main woh dekh aage boli: Aur waise bhi maine suna hai ki mard log halke nashe mein. Main uncle ko dekh aage boli: Kaafi mast chodte hai, aur mujhe wahi chahiye uncle. Uncle ke lund ne bhi meri baat par halki harkat dikha di. Main jaan gayi meri baate inki murjhayi taakat ko jaldi wapas le aayegi. Iss karan main sochi ki kuch uttejna bhari baate ki jaye mere pyare papa aur uncle se. Main uncle se boli: To uncle, hmmm, aapko kaon kaon position karne hai mere sath, bataiyena. Ashok uncle: Mmmm, positions, aaa, woh to maine socha nahi. Ye kahte hue uncle papa ko dekhne lage to main papa ko dekh poochi: To chaliye aap bataiye papa. Bataiyena ki aapko, mujhe kaise kaise chodna hai? Ab sharmaiye mat please papa. Papa sar khujlate hue bole: Mmmm woh sab ab main kaise samjhaun? Main unke murjhaye lund par hath rakh boli: To kya seedhe karke dikhayenge? Usme maza nahi. Mujhe sunna hai ki mere papa mujhe kiss tareeke se chodna chahte hai. Meri har shabd par mere hath ke neeche papa ka lund dhadak raha tha mano mere shabd usme jaan phook rahi ho. Main uksaati hui poochi: Sochiye na, aur baiyena papa, mujhe sunna hai. Ashok uncle: Haan haan batao yaar! Main palat kar uncle ko dekhi aur apni dusre hath se unke sikude lund ko daboch boli: Aap itna matt boliye uncle. Soch kar rakhiye kyu ki papa ke baad aap ki baari hai batane ki. Undono ke lund ko daboch main papa ko dekh aage poochi: Achcha chaliye. Aap itna jhijhak rahe hoto ye bataiye ki, hmmm. Haan ye bataiye ki iss ghar mein aapko mere sath kaha-kaha maze karna pasand hai. Papa: Haan woh bata sakta hun. Main apna hath unke lund se hatakar apne muh ke paas layi. Uspar thuki aur tuk ko wapas unke lund par malti hui boli: To bataiye. Papa: Mmmm, dining table par tumhe laeta kar. Main: Hmmm, nice. Fir main palat kar uncle ko dekhi. Apne dusre hath mein thuk kar unke lund par bhi thuk malti hui boli: Aur aap, ab aapki bari bataiye? Ashok uncle: Mmmm, toilet mein, tumhare bathroom mein. Main: Hahaha! Jaanti thi aap wahi kahoge. Main fir papa ko wapas dekh boli: Ab aap, batao. Papa: Mmmm, kitchen ke counter par tumhe baithake. Main fir uncle se poochi: Aur aapka agla kaha? Ashok uncle thode sochkar bole: Floor par, Tumhe leta kar. Main: Hmmm, apke sare dirty hai uncle, hahaha. Kafi dirty boy ho aap. Ashok uncle: Hahaha, woh to main hun beta. Kya tum meri dirty girl banogi? Main: Kyu nahi, bilkul banungi main aapki… Main daant meenchti hui aage boli: Aapki dirty girl, aur waise bhi main ye sab yoon hi nahi pooch rahi. Main papa ko dekh boli: Iss liye pooch rahi hun kyu ki aap dono jo bhi kahenge, woh sab hum karne wale hai. To papa ab aap batao. Papa aur uncle ke lund mere hath mein apne aadhe jaan mein aa chuke the. Meri baate unpar sahi asar kar rahi thi aur main jaan gayi thi ki jald hi meri agli chudayi hone wali hai. Papa: Hmmm, ab aur kya bolu? Yoon samajhlo beta ki jab bhi maoka mila to tumhare sath karna chahta hun bass. Ashok uncle: Haan, soch vichar ka time nahi bass jab bhi mann kiya to bass kar diye.