Maa Aur Javed Uncle - Part 1
Ye kahani tab ki hai jab main 19 sal ka tha. Meri maa Sapna 41 sal ki aur mere papa Rajesh 45 sal ke. Main apni ye aapbiti batane ke liye ek sahi jaga dekh raha tha. Kyu ki jo meri baat hai woh main har kisi ko bata nahi sakta openly. Par iss pe apni aapbiti har usko bata sakta hu jo meri baat ko samajh sakte hai. Hum Delhi mein rehte the. Mere papa plumber ka kam karte the Javed uncle ki dukan pe. Javed uncle aur papa achche dost bhi hai. Javed uncle uss time pe 45 sal ke the aur unki wife Joya 42 sal ki. Javed uncle ka koi bhi bachch nahi tha. Par dono bohut kush rehte the. Hamara un logo ke sath bohut banta tha. Javed uncle ka apna ghar tha I BHK ka. Hum rent pe rehte the. Uss time pe papa ko Javed uncle ne offer diya Dubai ja kar kam karne ka aur paise kamne ka. Papa aur maa sun kar bohut khus hue. Par papa ko Dubai akele hi jana tha to sara plan cancel ho raha tha. Ek din hum log Javed uncle ke ghar gaye to Joya aunty ne papa se pucha, “Kya hua kab jana hai Dubai Rajesh ji?” Papa ne bola, “Nahi jaunga, madam. Kyu ki madam main gaya to Sapna aur Rahul ko koun dekhe ga ye log to bilkul akele ho jayenge.” Joya aunty ne bola, “Kyu Rajesh ji hum log apke nahi hai?” Papa ne bola, “Nahi nahi aisa kuch nahi. Aap log to mere bhaiya bhabhi ke jaise hai.” Joya aunty ne bola, “To thik hai ab aap Dubai jane ki tayari kijiye. Rahul aur Sapna ki chinta chor de, ye dono hum log ke sath rahenge.” Mummy papa ke chehre pe khushi cha gayi ye sun kar. Papa ne bola, “Bohut bohut dhanyavaad madam aur Javed bhai.” Uske baad ek week ke ander papa Dubai chale gaye aur hum Javed uncle ke ghar pe shift ho gaye. Javed uncle ke ghar pe ek room ek hall ek kitchen aur ek bathroom tha. Hum ghar mein achchi tarh se adjust kar gaye the kyu ki Javed uncle aur Joya aunty bohut achche nature ke the. Par agar kisi ke ghar mein kisi dusre ki jawan biwi ho to koun apni nazar ko fer sakta hai. Aur meri mummy kuch aisi thi bhi ki kisi ko bhi apne taraf attract kar le. Meri mummy jo ki apne jawni ke peak pe thi. Unka 5feet 3 inch ka hight mansaldar gora chikna badan mano makan jaisa. Unke 42 ke boobs, bade gaand thi jab woh chalti to gaand ki dono chutar thal thal hilti. Iss bhari hui jawani par kiski nazar nahi jaye gi. Wahi hua mere Javed uncle ki bhi nazar meri maa pe aa gayi thi. Maine kai bar dekha tha Javed uncle ko maa ko dekhte hue. Jab meri maa kuch bhi kam karne ke liye jhukti to uncle meri maa ke chuchi ke gehrai napte, aur meri ma jab chalti to maa ki gaand ko dekhte. Ye sab to ab common ho chala tha. Ab hum charo mein formalities wali sharm khatam ho gayi thi. Jaise pehle kuch din maa jab bhi kam karti to nighty ke upper dupata dalti thi. Par ab nahi ab uncle unko dekhe uska koi fark nahi parta. Aur pehle maa jab bhi kam kar ke uthti to apni gaand mein fasi nighty ko nikal deti turnt. Par ab jab woh uthati to unki gaand mein nighty fasi hi rah jati thi. Oh nighty apne gaand mein se khud nhai nikalti jab tak nighty gaand mein fasi rehati gaand ka shape mast dikhta. Aur uncle iss nazare ko bohut gaur se dekhte the. Ek bar ki baat hai jab maa kitchen mein thi to kitchen ke window se light maa ke nighty pe aa rahi thi usse maa ka sab kuch saf saf piche se dikh raha tha. Unki gaand unki jangh maa ki chut ke bal jo ki lambe ho gaye tahe woh bhi dikh rahe the. Aur mere uncle maa ki ubhri jawani ke ubhar ke darshan piche se le rahe the. Hum itne apne ho chale the ki jaise meri maa mere samne apne kapre change kar leti thi usi tarh Joya aunty bhi mujhe apna beta samajh kar apne kapre mere samne hi change kar leti thi. Har koi ek dusre ka har kuch lagbhag lagbhag dekh chuka tha. Ek bar ki baat hai maa apni panty aur bra bathroom mein rakhi thi. Uncle jab bathroom se aaye to unhone Joya aunty ko bula kar pucha, “Joya tumhari panty fat gayi hai nayi kyu nahi le leti.” Tab Joya aunty ne bola, “Woh meri nahi hai Sapna ki hai.” Uncle ne bola. “Toh bolo Sapna se nayi le gi.” Maa kuch bol nahi rahi thi bas Joya aunty ko dekh kar has rahi thi. Aunty ne uncle se bola, Meri to aap late ho, iski bhi le aana. Woh kaha jaye gi?” Matlab ab uncle maa ke liye bhi har woh chijh late jo ek pati apne wife ke liye lata. Ek dusre ke bich mein ab saram nahi rahi. Maa aur aunty ab friends ban chuke the. Oh dono ab har type ki baat karti thi. Uncle to ab maa ki tarif bhi karne lage the. Jaise, “Sapna tumpe red colour bohut sunder lagta hai.” Javed uncle ke ghar mein ek hi bedroom tha uss room mein mein maa aur aunty sote the aur uncle bahar hall mein. Maa aur aunty ab bohut baate karte the. Ek din maine maa ko aunty se puchte hue suna, “Bhabhi aap har raat ko thodi der ke baad kaha chali jati hai.” Aunty hasi aur boli tere bhaiya ko nind nahi aati.” To maa ne haste hu bola, “To kya bhaiya ko lori sunati ho?” Dono hase, fir aunty ne bola, “Nahi Sapna bhaiya ko mujhe baho mein le kar sone ki aadat hai. Agar main sath mein naa raho to raat mein unko nind hi nahi aati.” Maa ne aunty se bola, “Toh bhaiya ko to bohut problem hai. Aur bhabhi apko bhi lagta hai nind nahi aati bhaiya ke bina.” “Sahi bolu Sapna sachi mein nind nahi aati jab tak tumhare bhaiya chipk ke nahi sote.” Maa hasi aur boli, “Wow kitna pyar hai.” Tab aunty ne maa se pucha, “Achcha Sapna tujhe nind aati hai?” Maa ne bola, “Kya karu bhabhi aati to nahi, hai par kar bhi kya sakti hu.” “Haa woh to hai, par tum jis umr mein ho uss umr mein aurat ke jism ko mard ki jyada chah rehati hai 40s mein aurat ko to bina mard ke nind hi nahi aati.” “Bhabhi kuch pane ke liye apni kuch kushi tyagni parti hai.” “Haa Sapna sahi bola tumne. Par mera thik hai tumhare bhaiya mere 30s mein mere sath the aur abhi bhi mere sath hai.” “Haa bhabhi aap dono ko dekh kar bohut achcha lagta hai. Par bhabhi bhaiya hall mein sote hai aap room mein hamare sath woh bhi hall mein. AC nahi hai kitni problem ho gayi hai bhaiya ko hamare chalte.