Mami ki gujhiya
Hallo iss ke chudakkad ladkon aur meri chudaasi bahno kaise hai aap sab…? Aur aap sabki holi kaise rahi…..? Haan to meri chudaasi bahno aur pyaaare lund dhaari bhaiyon is baar holi me maine kiski gujhiya chakhi uske baare me aap sabko bataane ja raha hoon apne apne laude haath me le liye aur ladkiyan log aur auntiyan apni apni bur par haath rakh kar meri story padiye haan to doston holi ke dusre din main apni mami ke ghar holi milne gaya jahaan mama aur mami ke alawa unki ladki jiski age 18 saal hai wo bhi rahti thi meri mami bhi abhi bahut khoobsurat thi gora badan badi…badi choochi aur bhaari… bhaari chutad aur upar se unka bade gale ka blaouse pahanna jiske andar se unki badi… badi choochiyan hamesha aadhi bahar hi jhaankti rahti thi aur main chachi aur bua yahaan tak ki mausi ko bhi chod chuka tha jo ki kaafi dhaarmik vichaaron ki thi par mami ji kaafi strick lagti thi halaki ki upar se to unka rawaiya bilkul normal aur apnapan liye hue hota tha aur main hamesha se hi unko apni taangon ke neeche laana chahta tha par mera bas nahi chal pa raha tha Jab holi ko main unke ghar gaya to wahaan mama ji aur neha(mama ki ladki) nahi thi par ek aur lady jinki age kareeb 44th rahi hogi aur wo bhi mami ki taraah hi bhare hue sareer ki thi rang gora choochi aise jaise ki bas abhi blouse faad ke bahar nikal padengi aur unka blouse to aur bhi qayamat waala tha gale ke saath saath unka back bhi kaafi khula hua tha jisse unke gori…gori peeth saaf nazar aa rahi thi aur mami aur unhone khoob jam kar holi ka rang lagwaaya tha kyonki un 2no ki choochi ka jo khula hua hissa tha wahaan se saaf dikh raha tha ki holi ka rang kahaan…kahaan daala gaya hai aur aunty ki peeth dekh kar to main turant us par haath ferne ko tadap gaya. Mujhe dekh kar maami bahut khus ho gayi naasta wagera karne ke baad maine mama ke baare me poocha to unhone bataaya wo apne dost ke ghar gaye hue hai neha ko lekar 3din baad aayenge aur ye meri saheli neetu hai ye mujhse milne aayi thi to maine akele ki wajha se ise rok liya Maine dekha ki neetu aunty kuch chaalu kism ki lagi wo mujhe bahut gaur se dekh rahi thi aur main to aise nazron ko turant hi samajh jaata tha to main bhi unki taraf dekh kar muskura deta tha thodi der baad mami boli raj tu neetu se baat kar main jara market se sabji wagera le aaun uske baad mami ji chali gayi mami ke jaate hi neetu aunty mere kareeb aate hi boli haan to beta tumhari holi kaisi rahi koi gujhiya wagera khaayi ya ab tak bhooke ho unke poochne ka andaaz bahut hi alag tha aur dubble meaning tha maine jawaab bhi usi andaaz me de diya aunty gujhiya to bahut khaayi magar abhi tak koi matlab ki gujhiya nahi mili jiska ras jaaykedaar ho main agar apni gujhiya khilaaun to tumhe koi aitraaz to nahi hoga….? Nahi aunty aitraaz kaisa magar aapke ghar chalna padega Nahi main abhi yahin tujhe apni raseeli gujhiya khilaati hoon ye kh kar aunti apni saadi uthaane lagi aur dheere…dheere unhone apni saadi jaanghon ke upar tak uthha di aur saadi ke neeche unki red colour ki panty mujhe nazar aane lagi maine poori taraah khulna bewkoofi samjha aur naatak karte hue kaha aunty ye aap kya kar rahi hai? Bhala yahaan bhi koi gujhiya hoti hai..? Arre bhosadiya ke yahin to asli gujhiya hoti hai aa muh laga ke chaat aur le le saara maja jawaani ka main to tujhe dekh kar hi samajh gayi thi ki tu bahut bada waala chudakkad hai haraami jab se aaya hai meri choochiyaon ko aise ghoor raha hai jaise kha hi jaayega aur to aur apni maami ko bhi tu aise dekh raha tha jaise abhi yahin patak kar thaas dega apna lauda Aunty ke muh se is taraah ki baate sun kar main andar hi andar bahut khus hua aur uske saath poori taraah se khul jaana hi behtar laga kyonki uski baaton se lag raha tha saali koi bahut badi chinaal hai. Maine kaha aunty aap to bahut paarkhi nazar rakhti hai sahi baat hai jab se main yahaan par aaya aur aapko dekha hai tab se main yahi soch raha tha ki kis taraah se aapko apni taango ke neeche laaya jaaye aur rahi mami ki baat to uske chakkar me to main pata nahi kab se hoon saali bahut gadraayi rahti hai par mujhe bhaaw hi nahi deti.