Mere Dost Ne Meri Mummy Ko Choda
Hi dosto mera naam Raj hai. Meri umar 19 saal hai aur main Delhi ka rehne waala hu. Main humesha yahan stories padhta tha isliye aaj main apni real story aap logo ke sath share kar raha hu. Main Delhi ke ek college mein padhta hu aur yahan paas hi mein apni mom Shilpa ke sath rehta hu. Mom ki age 43 years hai aur woh ek divorcee hai. Woh mere hi college mein professor hai. Dikhne mein woh bohut sundar hai. College ke kafi senior jinko woh padhati thi unhe Vidya Balan bolte the kyunki woh bilkul uske jaisi dikhti hain. Mujhe ye pata tha ki college ke kafi ladke aur dusre male professors unpe try marte the. Kyunki woh divorcee thi isliye mujhe bura nahi lagta tha jab woh kisi bhi admi se baat karti. Woh khud modern khayalo wali hain. Mere uss college mein admission lete hi meri dosti 2 ladko se ho gayi. Woh umar mein mujhse 7 saal bade the karib 24 ya 25 saal ke. Woh humare hi college mein padhte the. Par padhai mein unka mann nahi lagta tha isliye har saal fail hote the. Din raat bas party karte aur apne baap ka paisa udaate. Unka naam Rupak aur Shadab tha. Dono bohut jugaadu the. Kisi ko bhi exam mein pass hona hota toh woh unko pass karwane mein full help karte. Main bhi jaldi unke close aa gaya. Main aksar unke pass jaata aur unke sath daru pita aur party bhi karta. Shadab bohut hi tharki tha. Woh aksar call girl bulata flat pe fir woh aur Rupak raat bhar use pelte. Ek din meri bike kharab ho gayi. Toh maine mom ko mujhe car se pick karne ko bola aur unhe Shadab ka address diya. Mom mujhe lene ayi. Toh mom ko car ke paas wait karta dekh Shadab mujhse bola, “Are Raj ye toh Shilpa mam hai na?” Main bola, “Haan yaar woh meri mom hai.” Woh thoda hairan hua aur fir normal behave karne laga. Main bag utha kar jaane laga. Toh maine dekha Rupak aur Shadab mom ko dekhte hue kuch khushphusa rahe the. Maine chupke se sunne ki koshish ki. Shadab Rupak ko bol raha tha, “Yaar ye Shilpa hai toh maal. Jab ye padhati thi toh main iske dono chucho ko taadta tha.” Rupak bola, “Yaar ek baar ye college mein jeans pehen ke ayi thi jo itni tight thi ki iski gaand dekh mera toh lund khada hi ho gaya tha.” Mujhe thoda ajeeb laga isliye main chup chaap nikal gaya wahan se. Fir mere exam pass aa gaye aur mujhe darr tha ki main fail ho jaunga. Tabhi Rupak ne mujhe bola ki agar tu chahe to hum tujhe pass karwa sakte hai. Mujhe pata tha ki Shadab aur Rupak ki college mein setting thi. Maine dono se kaha, “Par yaar sach mein tum karwa sakte ho kya?” Shadab bola, “Bhai kuch paane ke liye kuch khona padta hai.” Main samajh nahi paa raha tha. Toh Rupak bola, “Yaar Shadab ko teri mom pasand hai aur agar tu uski help kare unki lene mein toh…” Main ye sun kar thoda pareshan hua aur uth kar chal diya. Raat bhar maine socha iss baare mein. Mujhe laga ki mom vaise bhi divorcee hai. Agar Shadab ke sath mein unki setting kar du toh bura hi kya hai. Next day main un dono se milne gaya aur maine Shadab se kaha ki main ready hu par ye hum karenge kaise. Woh bola, “Tu bas mujhe kuch din ke liye apne ghar le chal bahane se, baaki main dekh lunga.” Next day maine mom ko Shadab ke baare mein bataya. Usko kuch din ke liye apne ghar pe rakhna hai kyunki usko naya flat dhundne mein time lag raha hai. Mom pehle thoda naraz hui mujhse. Unhe pata tha ki woh achha ladka nahi hai. Woh padhayi se zyaada party mein dhyan deta. Par mere manane ke baad mom ne haan kar diya. Next day Shadab ghar pe aaya aur usko maine apne room mein rukwaya. Mom ke college se aate hi Shadab ne unko greet kiya. Shadab- Hi Shilpa mam, kaise ho aap? Shilpa- Shadab, main achhi hu. Tum kaise ho? Shadab- Main achha hu. Shilpa- Raj ne tumhare bare mein bataya. Aise karke dono mein baatein shuru ho gayi. 2 din mein mom aur Shadab ek dusre ke sath comfortable hone lag gaye the. Mom usse puchhti ki woh college mein padhai mein kyu nahin dhyaan deta tha. Toh ye bolta ki, “Shilpa mam, aap ko dekh kar sab padhayi bhool jaate hain toh main kya hu.” Mom ko dheere dheere uski flirting achhi lagne lagi. Jab bhi mom kitchen mein kuch bhi banaati woh unke paas ja kar khade ho jaata aur unse bohut der tak flirt karta. Fir ek din maine usko kaha, “Yaar tu 3-4 din se yahan hai. Kuch aage nahi badh paa raha hai?” Toh woh bola, “Raj thoda time lagta hai. Par teri mom ab mujhe line dene lagi hai. Kal raat ko jab teri mom naha kar nikli toh woh apne room mein towel mein ghum rahi thi aur uske baal bhi geele the.” “Fir main bathroom mein gaya washroom ke bahane. Maine wahan unki neele rang ki chaddi dekhi jo geeli thi maano woh meri flirt se garam ho jaati ho.” Mujhe andar se dhak dhak ho rahi thi. Uss din fir college se aane ke baad mom dinner banane lagi aur Shadab unke paas khada ho gaya. Maine dhyan se dekha uska haath mom ki kamar pe tha aur woh use masal raha tha. Mom aise behave kar rahi thi jaise unhe notice nahi hua ki woh unki kamar sehla raha hai. Woh bohut der tak unse flirt karta raha. Par aage kuch nahi hua. Tab woh aa kar bola, “Teri mom shayad tere darr se khul nahi paa rahi hai. Aise aur nahi tadap sakta main ab leni hi hai iski. Tu raat ko AC kaharab hone ka natak karna taki main aur tu unke room mein jaa kar so sake.” Humne waise hi kiya aur raat ko hum dono unke room mein let gaye. Main sone ki acting karne laga. Mom jaise hi room mein ayi toh woh hum dono ko dekh ke ghabra gayi. Toh Shadab bola, “Humare room ka AC kharab ho gaya hai islye hum idhar aa kar so gaye.” Mom boli, “Koi nahi Shadab, tum log yaha so jao. Main hall mein so jaungi.” Jaise hi mom hall mein jaane lagi toh usne mom ka haath pakad liya aur bola, “Shilpa mam aap mere sath hi so jaao na.” Mom boli, “Par Raj ko bura na lage.” Woh mom ko convince kar leta hai ab ek bed pe hum teeno let jaate hai. Kareeb ek ghante baad main dekhta hu Shadab jaan buch kar apna haath mom ki kamar par rakh deta hai aur unki nighty utha deta hai. Mom ne andar ek safed chaddi pehni hoti hai.