Punjaban jattiyan husan di patiya-9
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This story is part of the Punjaban jattiyan husan di patiya series Ramlal: Hor putt kive rya college ajj. Simi: Dad bhut vadiya. Rekha: Aa gya mera putt. Mai chaa bnoni aa. Putt naale Kavita ni aayi? Simi: Mummy oh pind chali gayi. Osdi bus mil gayi si raste wich. Rekha: Chal putt tu rest karla apne room wich jaake. Mai chaa bnaa ke othe hi le auni aa. Rekha pehla Ramlal nu chaa te roti de aundi ae. Fer oh Simi de room wich roti rakh aundi ae. Simi apne bathroom wich kapde badal rahi hundi ae. Rekha: Putt teri chaa te roti payi aa, khaa li. Simi: Aithe rakh do Mummy. Mai kapde badal ke khaa lawangi. Rekha roti table te rakh ke baahar aa jaandi ae, te Ramlal vi roti khaa ke apni shop te chala janda ae. Dooje paase shaam da time hunde hi Baldev shehar to sidda khet, apni motor te hi chala janda ae. Baldev da mood dopahar da hi banya hunda ae, jado da osda hath jod Rekha naal hoya si. Par Ramlal ne osda kamm kharaab karta, nhi ta ajj laali jatt de thalle honi si. Shayad aise karke osda dil ni si lag rya. Baldev waar-waar apna phone dekhda si, ki kite Rekha ne kuch sms bhejya ta ni si. Jaa osda phone ta ni aaya si. Shayad aise layi oh ghar di tha, sidda motor te aa gya si. Ene nu osdi nazar dooro osde kheta wal turi aundi ik aurat te pendi ae. Baldev mann hi mann wich sochda ae, ki Rekha ni mili ta oh kon aundi ae. Oh sochda ae, ki Rekha ni ta ohi shi. Lunn nu osdi bandi khuraak ta deni ee pau, ni ta eh khada-khada hi thakk jau. Kuch time baad, oh aurat nede aa jandi ae. Oh aurat jado motor kol paunchdi ae, ta baldev dekhda ae, ki oh Mindy(Mahinder kaur) hundi ae. Jo ki ohna de khet kamm karan waale seeri di ghar-waali ae. Mindy di umar 30 saal to utte ae, par osda sareer kise kachhi kumari kudi varga gunwa pya ae. Oh rang di thodi pakki ae, par mumme te chittad bhare hoe ne. Baldev ne Mindy di bhut vaar rajj ke chudai keeti si. Te Mindy nu vi apne gharwaale nalo jaada swaad Baldev de lunn da hi aunda si. Mindy: Kive aa jatta? Baldev: Theek aa Mindiye. Mindy: Ajj kive ikalla motor te khada? khet koi dikhda ni? Baldev: Tenu hor kon chahida si motor te? Mindy: Mainu koi ni chahida, Mai ta vaise hi puchya. Baldev: Oh saare dooje khet kamm karde aa ajj. Aithe ta Mai ove hi aa gya. Mindy: Nira le ke jaana si Mai ta. Baldev apne pajaame utto di lunn nu masalda hoya- Baldev: Koi na nira vi le ji, kahli kyo kardi ae? Mindy: Nira hi laina Baldev ji, Mai hor kuch ni laina. Mindy de muh wicho ji sunke, Baldev nu thoda hor saroor chad gya. Baldev: Mindiye tu ta bhut dina baad gedha marya. Kalle nire da ki krengi kuch hor vi laina pau. Mindy: Naa-naa sardaara aina time ni hega. Din chip rya, ghare bhut kamm pya ae, kade fer aa jau. Baldev nu pata si, ki shuru to hi Mindy nakhre-khor ae. Baldev ne agge vadd ke, Mindy di baah fadd layi. Te osnu khich ke hik naal laa lya. Baldev osnu apni jaffi wich bhar ke andar kothe wich le gya. Mindy: Haye ve chadd de. Ae chakya jiwe teri gharwaali howa Mai. Koi dekh lainda fer? Baldev: Oh kanjar-diye onni waar ta tu awde gharwaale da ni lya hona, jinni waar mera le chukki ae. Baldev di eh gall sunke Mindy sharmaa gayi, te boli- Mindy: Changa hun utaaro mainu, ke chakki rakhoge. Baldev ne Mindy nu utaar ditta, te mauke nu samjde hoe jaada time kharaab karan di jagah, sidaa awda pajaama laa ditta. Mindi: Haye jatta, ajj kive baala hi tatta hoea pya? Baldev: Oh tu hi ta keha waa din chip rya. Hun jaada na time kharaab kar. Chal kodi hoja salwaar khol ke. Mindy jiwe bas osde hukam layi tyaar hi khadi si. Mindy ne osse time awdi salwaar da naala kholya, te salwaar laa ke parre paye manje te rakh ditti. Te os to baad othe kothe wich lagge bed te kodi ho gayi. Baldev: Oh meri Mindiye, tenu pata es tara swaad ni aunda mainu. Changi tara nangi hoja. Mindy: Ve tu marwaa na dayi mainu, gharwaali waang jiwe saare kapde lawa dinna. Mindy ne uth ke wapas apni kameez laayi, te fer bra vi laa ditti. Hun Mindy bilkul nangi si, osde 36 inch de mumme es tara lamak rahe si, jiwe taahni te kaddu lamak-de hunde aa. Oddar Baldev da lunn jehda swer da fuddi-fuddi karda firda si, oh Mindy nu nangi dekh ke kaale sapp waang fukaare maar rya si. Baldev ne agge vadd sidda Mindy da sajja mumma fadh apne muh wich paa lya, te choosan lagg pya. Osne dooje hath naal, Mindy da khabba mumma pattna shuru kar ditta. Oddar Mindy da dil ta door dekh ke hi jatt thalle pain nu kari jaanda si, par ajj jatt ne hi pehal kar osde dil di poori kar ditti si. Mindy ne apna hath thalle lijaa ke lunn fadhya, te oh hairaan hundi hoi boli- Mindy: Ki gall Baldev ji, lunn ta ajj pehli kahi de baahe waang sakht kari baitha ae. Baldev: Bas puch naa Mindy, ae khade lunn te danng vi vajj gayi ajj, ta vi ni baithna ene. Hun tu hi naram karde esnu. Mindy: Mainu ta kuch karna hi pau, bas tusi saadi madad karde rya karo. Baldev: Oh pehla kehra keeti ni teri madad kade. Asal wich Mindy bhut chalaak aurat si. Osda Baldev thalle lamme pain da kaaran hi Baldev to paise khan daa si. Baldev saare pind wicho tagda jatt si. Mindy har waar Baldev to kuch paise le hi jaandi si. Par os nu eh ni pata si, ki Baldev jo paise os nu dinda si, oh paise osde gharwaale di tankhaah wicho kuch paise oh katt ke dinda si. Naale free wich Mindy di fuddi maar lainda si. Mindy : Ghar kuch paise di lod si, ajj de deo kuch ku. Baldev: De du, de dun tu hun swaad na kharaab kar. Mindy dil hi dil wich khush ho gayi, te Baldev nu apne mummeya to pare kardi hoi boli- Mindy: Changa fer hun mainu naram karan do lunn. Neeche baithke Mindy ne lunn awde muh wich bhar lya, te jiwe jwaak lollipop choosde hunde ne odda choosan lagg payi. Par lunn bhut lamba hon karke sidda Mindy de gale de wich wajjda si. Kuch sama Mindy edda hi lunn choosdi ryi. Fer Baldev ne Mindy nu khadi karke bed te lammi paa lya, te osdiya dowe latta khol ke, apne modea te rakh ke lunn osdi fuddi te set keeta. Baldev ne ikko dhakke wich addha lunn Mindy di fuddi wich paa ditta.