Samdhan Ke Saath Masti Bhari Raat
Parivar Me Chudai
Hello dosto, mera naam hai Pankaj hai aur main Delhi ka rehne wala hoon. Aaj aapke liye meri taraf se ek kahani pesh ho rhi hai jo meri zindgi se hi judi aur pehli baar hai. Chalo ab main kahani par chalta hoon. Aaa haa, main ye kaise bhul gya ki maine apko apne baare me toh ache se btaya hi nhi hai chalo pehle main apko apne baare me bta deta hoon fir main apni kahani apko btaunga. Mera naam toh aap jaan hi chukke ho ab main apko apne baare me bta doon. Main 48 saal ka hoon aur meri biwi 5 saal pehle parlok sidhar gyi thi. Meri ek beti hai jiska naam Riya hai aur wo bahot hi sundar hai. Meri beti Riya ne kaafi study kar rakhi hai aur uski abhi do saal pehle hi Gurgaon me shadi hui hai aur meri beti itni kismat vali hai ki uski shadi bahot hi bade ghar ke ladke ke sath hui hai aur wo ab bahot bade banglu me apne pati sath rehti hai. Meri beti apne pati sath aur apni sasu maa ke sath rehti hai aur mere jamayi bhi bahot bada business man hai aur meri samdhan jiska naam Anju hai wo 49 saal ki vidhwa aurat hai. Ek din ki baat hai meri beti ka mujhe phone aaya aur wo mujhse baate karne lag gyi, wese toh hum daily hi baate karte hai par us din raat ke samye thorda late phone aaya aur mujhse Riya ki awaj se hi pata chal gya tha ki aaj meri beti bahot hi jyada khush hai toh maine Riya se uski khushi ki vajah puchi toh wo boli – Papa mere pati yaani apke jamayi ko company ke kaam se Australia jaana pad rha hai aur unke sath ek person ja sakta hai isliye main unke sath ja rhi hoon. Main – Yeh toh bahot khushi ki baat hai, jao beta jao aur khoob maje karo. Riya – Papa par humare jane ke baad yha is bade se banglu me Mummy ji akeli rehti jayegi aur unhone toh aise akele rehne me bhi dar lagta hai. Din me toh nokar hote hai par raat ko toh wo akeli pad jayegi. Agar aap ko koi problem na ho toh aap kuch din ke liye raat ko 8 bje yha sone ke liye aajaya karoge !! Maine uski baat sun kar mana kar diya aur phone cut kar diya kyoki meri khud ki bhi apni life hai aur main raat ko apne akele pan ko mehsus karte dekh daru pita hoon aur kabhi kabhi moka mile toh apni saheliyo ke sath raat ko chudai ka khel bhi karta hoon. Main ye sab soch hi rha tha ki mujhe khud par bahot gussa aaya aur socha ki main kitna bada Selfish hoon jo apni beti ki khushi ke liye kuch din sharab tak nhi chord sakta. Maine Riya ko phone milaya aur kha – Riya beta tum jao, khoob maje karo aur yha ki chinta bilkul mat karna main raat ko vaha sone ke liye aa jaunga. Riya – Thanks papa. Ab meri beti aur jamayi Australia ke liye chale gye aur main sham ko theek 8 bje apni beti ke sasural aa gya aur gate meri Samdhan Anju ji ne khola fir maine unhe namaskar kar unke sath andar aa gya. Mere andar aate hi unhone mujhe sofe par bethne ko kha aur mujhse coffee ke liye puchne lag gyi. Maine unki baa sun kar mana kar diya aur kha – Nhi Anju ji, main raat ko sirf whisky pita hoon aap takleef mat kariye. Anju ji – Aree nhi, main apke liye whisky le aati hoon, bete ne kaafi sari whisky ki collection kar rakhi hai. Main – Aree nhi rehne do, main kabhi kabhi akela bhi nhi pita hoon. Anju ji – Toh koi baat nhi, main hoon na, main lga lungi apke sath thordi – thordi. Main unki ye baat sun kar heran ho gya aur pucha – Aap bhi piti ho kya ? Anju ji – Jab mere pati the toh main unke sath kabhi-kabhi lga leti thi par ye baat kisi ko bhi nhi pta aur aap bhi kisi ko mat btana. Ye kahani aap desi kahani dot net par padh rhe hai. Ab Anju ji ek bottle whisky aur do glass le aayi aur hum beth kar whisky ka najara lene lag gye. TV par gaane chal rhe the aur hum dono sharab ke nashe me doob rhe the ki tabhi main bola – Anju ji chalo thorda dance kar liya jaye. Anju ji – Han ji jarur. Ab hum dono dance ke liye khade ho gye aur bade maje se dance karne lag gye. Main toh nashe me tha hi par Anju ji bhi nashe me kho rhi thi ki tabhi maine unke jism ko apni aur kheecha aur mera hath unke boobs par ja lga toh wo kuch nhi boli aur maine bhi unke boobs ko pakdate hue apna hath unki kamar par sehlate hue unke bombs par le gya. Anju ji ko bhi chude kaafi saal ho gye aur whisky ne toh jese aag me ghee lagane ka kaam kar diya tha. Ab maine unke jism apni aur kheecha aur unke jism ko apne se chipka liya. Unke jism ke chipakte hi mere lund ne pant me salami de di jiska mujhe pata chal gya aur mera man Anju ji ko chodne ka karne lag gya. Main toh bas ab unhe chodna chahta tha par unko chodne ke liye unhe bhi tayar karna tha isliye maine baate karna shuru kar diya aur bola – Anu ji apke pati ko mare bhi kaafi samye ho gya hai, apko kabhi koi kami mehsus nhi hui. Anju ji – Kya matlab. Main – Mere kehne ka matlab hai ki apka koi aisa dost nhi bana jo apke pati ki kami ko door kar sake. Anju ji – Nhi maine kabhi socha hi nhi. Main – Kami toh fir apko mehsus hoti hogi. Anju ji – Han hoti toh hai. Ab main samjh chuka tha ki Anju ji ki choot bhi tadap rhi hai bas unhe ab bistar par lane ki tyari mujhe karni hai isliye main unse fir se baate karne lag gya. Main – Anju ji acha ye batao humara rishta kya hai? Anju ji – Samdhi Samdhan ka. Main – English me batao. Anju ji kuch der sochne lag gyi jab unhe kuch samjh nhi aaya toh unhone mujhe btane ko kha. Main – Anju ji aap is tarah dekho. Meri beti ki mummy ‘mother in law’ aur dono taraf ‘in law’ lga do aur fir dekho meri beti ki ‘mother in law’= meri ‘wife in law’ Main – Ab dekho aap meri ho gyi ‘wife in law’. Anju ji – Ha ha ha, kanooni patni. Main uski hasi sun kar samjh gya tha ki ab toh chidiya jaal me fas gyi hai aur mera daala hua dana kaam aa gya. Mere dil me toh tha unhe chodne ka isliye maine unse apni suhagraat mnane ko kha aur unhone mujhe kha ki ‘ apko aise thik lage wesa karlo’. Main – Thik hai par tum ab mujhe aap karke baat nhi karogi, sirf tum keh kar baat karogi aur han mujhe apna pati samjh kar mere sath suhagraat mnana.