Savita Bhabhi – Part 26 (Jokes)
Poetry/Jokes
Submit Report This story is part of the Savita Bhabhi Returns series Raat ke 11:00 baj rahe the. Rosy ko cigarette mil gaye aur Dhiraj (bonne) ke wajah se sharab mil gaya. Par voh bore ho rahi thi. Tho usne kuch English websites mein gaye aur Darkman ke kuch anoke stories ko padhne lagi. Rosy: Tum chup raho, Author. Tumhari tooti futi Hindi mujhe samajh nahi aathi. Abb English mein likhne ki koshish bhi mat karna. Darkman: Abb kya hai Rosy? Rosy: Tumhare Humour naam ki cheez he nahi hai, Darky. Darkman: Hmm.. Rosy: Chalo abb uss Nab chadi bitch Savita beech mein nahi laav ge tho, main tumhe kuch sex stories sunna sakthi hu. Savita: Abb maine kya kiya, Rosy? Main tho sirf cartoon ki comic book hu. Rosy: Haa… Ye Darkman ko bhi tumari lath chadh gaya hai. Savita: Haa, bhai… Rosy, abb usme meri kya galti? Rosy: Tum tho time waste karne keliye ho Savita, tho main shuru vat karti hu. Rosy – Threesome Turned Bromance (Suman, ek chatur corporate kali, ne ek teer se do nishane lagane ka plan banaya: apne boyfriend Chintu ki khandaani daulat aur boss Mr. Bade Sahab ke saath company mein top position ka! Ek garma-garam sa threesome plan kiya usne jisme na sirf dil se dil mile, balki uski “double promotion aur Double Penetration ka Experience” bhi pakki ho. Suman ne socha, “Main toh is raat ki Rani banungi, dono mere aage peeche naachenge!” Raat aayi. Teeno bed pe kood pade, aur shuru hua ek dhamakedaar “boardroom ka khel.” Suman thi boss, apni “assets” ke saath poora control mein. Par aadhe raste mein uska dil dhadak gaya Chintu aur Bade Sahab toh ek doosre ke “saath kardala Rang Rasleela Shuru” mein zyada kho gaye! Jab dono doggy-style mein “teamwork” dikhate hue high-five maarne hasne lage, Suman bed ke kone pe sharab pakde soch rahi thi, “Arre, main toh intern ban gayi! Aur ye dono tho amar premi ban gaye, mere dono promotion gaye naya mein dubki marne.” Aur bichari Suman sochti reh gai, kis muhurat usne socha threesome se Position Aur Khandaani Paiss milenge par usse mila sach tho Boss ne kiya Fire.) Rosy: Abb tum shuru karo Savita Bhabhi. Savita bhabhi – Bhabhi banni meri maa (23 saal ka ladka main, Baap hai 45 saal ka. Maa nahi hai meri iss duniya me. Mere ghar ke baaju mein ek ghar usme rehti hai 31 saal rasila bhabhi jo chalti ki matak matke sari mohala. Main ek uske ghar gaya aur daboch liye uske tarbooz. Voh bhi mere kele tho choosne lagi aur dono ban gaye bistar ke yaar. Do saal ke baadh mere papa le aai mere liye naye maa. Jab maine usse dekha aur sochne laga, “Abbey yaar… mera baap bhi abb ussi gutli ko chuse gaa, jiska main abhi tak chus chus kar pitha tha.” Abb kya karu main? Jab bhi unke kamre se sunn tha bistar ki awaaz, meri tho hava tight hojati. Sochta rehta hu, “Oh Meri Maa, kuch bhi hojai, sirf apne muh se nahi nikala mera naam.” Abb main nahi jaanta kab chalega steps ki vyavhar. Chalo, kuch dher pornstars ko soch ke thand karta hu apni lund ko.) Rosy – Insta Model – Reetika Rawat 25000 ka ek Raat (Kahaniyan ki duniya ko chodo. Asli Duniya mein Insta model – Kaam hai uska Adult Service. Aur uska price hai anek hai raat aur din ke saath. Savita: Abb baako bhi Rosy, meri Modern Rand. Rosy: Book kardiya ek fan ne usko haat mein rakkar 25000. Jab voh aai, uske paas machak machak ke. Aur dono ne book kiya ek hotel. Iss bandi ne bal bhi nahi khole, Isko fantasize karke karke babu ne nikal apni liquid. Bichari ko tho paise to mil gaye apne arrival mein. Par bandi sirf khel ke reh gai adult video game poori raat. Aai thi bed pe khelne khel ne, par naseeb huva TV ka khel.) Rosy: Abb Tumhari Baari Savita Bhabhi. Savita: Hmm Aur Dono Rosy aur Savita hasne lage……. Savita: Tho teek hai, Rosy. Abb 5000 limit pahuch ne thak likhna padega naa Rosy bahen. Rosy: Arrey bhabhi…. Savita – Plat ki Hawas bhoot (Hum do jaane hai… mera naam hai Kaushik. Mere dosth ka Jhonny hai. Hum dono ne filhal mein naya flat liya. Par poore mohalle mein iss flat ke baare kuch boora sunna bhai. Par hum dono ne unn sab logon ke baat hum ne sunna nahi. Hum dono uss flat mein uttar gaye aur kuch din ke baand, ek raat ko humare flat ka doorbell baja aur maine jaake darwaza khola. Aur mere samne ek 25-30 saal ki bhabhi ek plate leke khadi thi. Maine unhe andar aane bola aur ek chair mein bhet gai aur main unke paas bhet gaya. Tabhi Jhonny bhi udar ayya aur voh uss bhabhi ko dekhte he uske naram naram se karam ko pakad ke chumne laga. Aur mere samne dono ne poore kapde nikal ke ek dusre ko chodne lage. Baad mein unn dono se join huva aur bhabhi ka moaning ka awaz sunte sunte poori raat bitha dala. Maine bhabhi se bhaiya ke bhare mein poocha tho, bhabhi ne bola, “Voh tho kabar mein saath so raha hai.” Main socha, “Bhabhi ke pati mein dum nahi aur poori tarah se bhabhi ko aur moaning ki awaz nikalne madad kar rahe the.” Aur esa hi raat beeth gaya aur subah hum dono dosth utte tho, nange uss flat ke samne soke utte. Aur hum dono ke taraf sab log dekh ke has rahe the. Hum dono ne nange he uss flat ko chodh ke bhaag gaye.) Rosy: Bichari bachelor ko sukoon mila par room nahi. Savita: Arrey Rosy madam, kaun kheta hai sirf insaan ko he hawas hota? Bhoot bhi hote tho hai. Aur dono hasne lage….. Savita: Abb tho bol do Author ek joke. Rosy ne muskurate hue Darkman ki taraf dekha aur bola- Rosy: Chalo Savita, uss naa hone wala hai. Jo banda ek story likhne keliye poora Excel sheet maintain karke delete, insert, hide, format karta hai, uska dimag itna calculative hota hai. Chalo, uska bas ka nahi hai – slut desi bhabhi – koi bhi joke genre aur voh bhi sex ke baare mein. Abb uss bande ko force naa karo. Aur tum dono nikal jaav mere kamre se. Ye meri friend ki shadi mein. Abb aaram karne dho aur band karo apni chatter chatter. Rosy: Agle part mein milte hai mere wingle – wongles.