TMKOC: Aam Ke Deewane - Part 3
Madhavi aur Jethalal ke affair ke baare mein padh ke I hope sabhi ko maza aaya hoga. Ab uss affair ko kafi samay bit gaya hai. Chalo chalte hai Jethalal ke param mitra ke ghar, Mehta Sahab. Tarak Mehta ko toh pura Mumbai pechanta hai, bohut famous writer hai. Ab dekhte hai unke ghar pe kya ho raha hai. Mehta sahab unke ghar pe baith ke article likh rahe the. Anjali kitchen se aati hai aur uske bagal mein baith jaati hai. Aur uske haath mein chai ki pyali hai. Uske samne rakh deti hai. Mehta: Kya Anjali aaj bhi green tea? Kal hi tumne kaha ki Mrs. Chopra jo tumhari saheli hai uske sath sex karke aao aur maine kiya. Takriban 500 calories burn hui hai meri aur fir bhi green tea. Hadd hai yaar! Anjali: Are haa bhai haa, maanti hu aapne 500 calories burn ki. Par usko bacha ke bhi rakhna padega na. Mrs. Chopra jaisi shaadi-shuda aurte jo aapke sath sex karne ke liye ready ho bohut kam hai. Maine aapko bola tha Madhavi bhabhi ke sath kar lo par aap maane nahi. Mehta: (mann mein) Kaise maanta Anjali, Jethalal ki najar jo thi uspe. Anjali: Agar unke sath karte toh aapko Mrs. Chopra ke paas jaana nahi padta na. Thane mein rehti hai isliye har weekend jaate hai. Toh pure hafte ki sirf 500 calories agar Madhavi bhabhi hoti toh pure hafte ki 3500 calories. Samajh rahe ho Maths, Mr. Mehta. Mehta sirr hilate hue green tea peene lagta hai. Anjali: Aur aap jaante hai ki mujhe sex mein itni ruchi hai nahi aur main bisexual hu. Aap ye bhi jaante hai isliye aapki sehad aur pet balance rakhne ke liye. Maim aapko nayi nayi aurto ka chakar batati hu. Because sex is a good way to burn calories. Mehta: Toh koi hai na aur jo paas mein hi ho? Anjali: Abhi kitty party thi kuch mahino pahile. Toh maine Madhavi bhabhi se baato – baato mein nikal liya tha unki sex life ka. Bhide bhai unke sath sex karna pasand nahi karte. Mehta: Kamaal hai Bhide aisi mast biwi hai fir bhi. Anjali: Mujhe toh shaq hai unka kahi bahar affair hoga. Anjali, Mehta ko dekhti hai aur thoda sochte hue bolti hai. Anjali: Waise kal raat ko aap sapne mein Babita kyu bol rahe the? Mehta: Tum bhi jaanti ho aur main bhi, Babita ji ke aam uuumm, sapne mein woh mujhe boobjob de rahi thi. Bura mat maano par unke aam tumse bade hai toh mera lund ekdum perfect fit. Anjali: Are ismai bura maane wali kya baat hai, mein khud aapko dusri aurto ke sath set karti hu. Par Babita ji bohut secretive hai unse kuch baate nikalna asaan nahi. Mehta thoda sochta hai aur fir uth ke khada ho jaata hai. Anjali usko dekhti hai. Anjali: Kya hua kaha jaa rahe ho? Mehta: Iyer toh conference ke liye bahar gaya hai chalo dekhte hai agar kuch ho paata hai toh. Anjali bhi khushi ke maare uchal padti hai aur dono poch jaate hai Iyer ke ghar. Babita darwaaza kholti hai aur dono ko andar invite karti hai. Anjali aur Mehta sofa par baith jaate hai. Babita chai banane andar chali jaati hai. Anjali: Taarak pata kaise chalega ki woh interested hai ki nahi? Mehta: Jaisa main bolta hu vaisa karo. Mehta, Anjali ko apna plan samjhta hai. (Background music of Tabla on) Anjali: Are waah old school, purana idea hai par hamesha kaam aata hai. Mehta haste hue uth jaata hai aur kitchen ki aur badta hai. Anjali sofa par aaram se baith jaati hai. Babita kitchen mein chai bana rahi hoti hai. Mehta peeche se jaata hai aur uske bagal mein khada ho jaata hai. Mehta: Khamakha aapko takleef dedi humne aake. Babita: Are takleef kaisi, vaise bhi society mein bahute saare log out of town hai. Toh ghar pe baith ke bore ho rahi thi, aap log aaye toh acha laga. Mehta: Woh main andar isliye aaya kyuki Anjali toh ghar pe chai pilati nahi masale wali agar aap. Babita muskurati hai aur uper ke cupboard se masale ka diba nikalne lagti hai. Abhi Babita ne tight pant aur tshirt pehena tha. Aur woh diba nikalne ke chakkar mein haath upar karti hai. Mehta ko mast side se pure tight figure ke darshan ho jaate hai. Babita: Lagta hai masale ka diba andar tak gaya. Mehta: Main madad kar deta hu na. Ye bolke Mehta, Babita ke peeche jaake khada hota hai aur apna lund Babita ki gaand par tika ke upar dekhne lagta hai. Babita ye mehsus kar leti hai aur uski aakhe badhi ho jaati hai. Mehta ne track pant peheni thi toh uska tight lund ekdum se Babita ki tight pant pe lag raha tha. Mehta jaan bhuj ke upar neeche ho raha tha aur bol raha tha, “Kaha hai masale ka diba?” Apna lund upar neeche karke Babita ki gaand pe ragad raha tha. Babita usko ghum ke ek look deti hai. Mehta darr ke maare peeche ho jaata hai. Babita: Vahi toh thi, aur ruk kyu gaye dhundna aao dhundo. Mehta ko green signal mil gaya tha woh vapas se Babita ki gaand pe apna lund ragadne lagta hai. Iss baar Babita apne hotho ko daato mein dabate hue maje leti hai. Woh upar dekhna bandh kar deti hai aur kitchen counter ko pakad ke Mehta ke ragadne ka maza leti hai. Mehta: Nahi mil raha hai masale ka diba Babita ji. Babita: Are dhundo na uuummm thoda aur paas aao. Mehta apna lund aur daba deta hai Babita ki gaand pe. Babita ekdum se khadhi ho jaati hai. Mehta peeche se Babita ke boobs pakad ke dabane lagta hai aur Babita maze mein siskariya bhar rahi hoti hai. Kapdo ke upar se hi dono lage pade hote hai. Anjali abhi kitchen mein aati hai aur ye scene dekh leti hai. Anjali chilati hai, “Taarak!” Dono Anjali ki awaaz suun ke rukh jaate hai. Taarak peeche hath jaata hai. Anjali: Ye kya ho raha tha. Babita: Anjali bhabhi please aisa kuch mat samjhiye woh bass. Anjali: Bass kya Babita ji, aap mere pati ke sath. Chi sharam nahi aayi aapko. Anjali, Mehta ke paas jaati hai aur kass ke usko tamacha maarti hai, “Mere aam, Babita ke aam se chote hai isliye aap aise maje karte ho.” Anjali rote – rote kitchen se bahar chali jaati hai. Babita uske peeche daudti hai usko samjhane ke liye. Anjali ka haath pakad ke woh usse ghuma deti hai. Babita: Please, please. Anjali Bhabhi society mein ye kisiko mat batana, varna Iyer mujhe ghar se nikal dega please. Anjali rone ki acting kar rahi thi par Babita sahi mein aasu baha rahi hoti hai.