TMKOC: Tapu ka Randikhaana - Part 6
Yeh kahani thodi jyada lambi hai (comparatively). Isilye kahani ko pura padna, yahi last instalment hai story ka. Last part tak aate aate aap apna mansik santulan kho baithenge. Mahilayon ko last part shayad pasand na aaye, fir bhi please pad lena aur like bhi kar dena. Toh chaliye suru karte hai. Iyer aag babula ho kar Tapu ko dekhta hai. Dono Tapu aur Babita ab ghabara jaate hai. Iyer gusse mein aake Tapu ko jaamin pe phek deta hai. Iyer (gusse mein full Tamil accent): TAPU, Tumhari himmat kaise hui meri Babita ko chhune ki. Babita: Iyer, ruko. Tapu kuch bolne ke haalat mein nahi tha. Iyer Tapu ko nanga gardan se pakad kar society compound mein le aata hai. Babita ghar ke andar roone lagti hai. Kismat se saare purush aur mahila society mein he the. Champak Chacha jo Goa mein randiyan chodne ruk gaye the, ussi waqt society mein aate hai. (Kya hai na Chachaji ko Daya ki gaand ki yaad aagayi. Toh woh wapas aagaye. Ab koi aur sawal mat puchna.) Aur fir se kismat se Goli, Gogi aur Pinku jo college trip pe gaye the, ussi waqt wapas aagaye. (Kya hai na, Tapu ke L lag chuke hai.) Iyer gusse se sab ko bahar bulata hai, “JETHALAL, Sodhi, Aatmaram, Haathi bhai, Mehta Saheb, Popatlal sab bahar aao.” Sab log apne balcony ya front door tak aate. Tapu ko nanga jaamin pe dekh kar Iyer ke paas khade ho jaate hai. Saare log: Iyer, yeh kya hai? Tapu ko nanga karke kyun rakha hai? Iyer: JETHALAL, CHACHAJI, aapke ladle Tapu ne meri biwi, Babita ko choda. Saare aaurate toh samajh gaye par saare mardo ke hosh ud gayi. Saare mard: KYA!?! Bhide: Mujhe pata tha ki ye Tapu ek number ka tharki hai. Acha hua maine apni Sonu ko isse dur rakha. Saare mard gussa the kyunki Tapu ne ek shaddi suda aurat ko choda. Jethalal gussa tha kyunki Tapu ne Babitaji ko choda. Jethalal: TAPU! Daya: Ruk jaaye Tapu ke papa. Jethala Tapu ko maarne wala hota hai tabhi Daya uska haath pakad leti hai. Babitaji nangi uss scene mein aati hai. Saare mard usse hi ghur rahe hote. Iyer Babita ko bolta hai ke ghar jaao. Par Babita ji Tapu ke paas khadi ho jaati hai. Babita ko dekh saare aurate (except Rita Reporter. Kyun ki woh ab tak Harem ko join nahi ki hai) apne apne kapade utar dete hai aur saare mardo ko ek taraf kar dete hai. Saare mard: Yeh sab kya chal raha hai?! Daya: Tapu ke papa, main Tapu ke bache ki maa ban ne wali hun. Jethalal: KYA! Yeh sunke Chachaji ko shock lag jaata hai aur woh behosh ho jaate hai. Anjali: Maine bhi Tapu se chudwa chuki hun. Aur jald pregnant bhi ho jaaungi. Taarak: KYA!? Anjali tum bhi?! Madhavi: Aaho main bhi Tapu ke bache ke maa ban wali hun. Sonu bolo. Sonu: Ha baba, maine bhi… Bhide: KAYA! Te khare aasu shakata nahi. (Kya! Yeh sach nahi ho sakta.) Roshan: Main bhi Tapu dikara ke bache ki maa ban ne wali hun. Sorry Roshan. Sodhi: Roshan… Kyun??! Gogi behosh. Komal: Mujhe bhi Tapu ne choda hai. Main bhi pregnant hone wali hun. Haathi: Komal! Yeh tumne acha nahi kiya. Goli behosh. Babita: Iyer tumne ne toh ‘Live Porn Show’ dekh liya hoga. Iyer: Tapu! Nan unnai vitamatten! (Tapu, mein tumko chhodunga nahi.) Popatlal: Geeta. Please tum aisa mat bolna. Geeta: Main bhi pregnant hun. Popatlal rone lag jaata hai. Popatlal: Aare hawasi hewan. Kal he toh shaddi kiya tha. Aaj maa bhi bana diya. Saare mard: Shaadi? Popatlal, tumne shaadi kab ki? Popatlal: Shaadi jaaye bhaad mein. Rita Reporter ko hasi aati hai. Woh bhi Tapu ke lund dekhti hai jo abhi bhi bada tha, 23cm lamba. Rita bhi soch leti aur boli, “Abhi toh virgin hun, par main bhi Tapu se chudwakar uske bache ke maa banungi.” Yeh bolkar woh bhi apne kapade utar deti hai. Pinku ka sar chakarane lagta hai aur woh bhi behosh ho jata hai. Saare nangi mahilaye: Ab aap sabko society chhodke jaana hoga. Saare mard: KYA! Chudi tum log, maa bani tum log aur society chodhe hum? Mahilaye: Haa, ABHI! Saare mard sar niche karke behosh logo ko apne saath le gaye. Jethalal: Tapu, beta, tu toh gaya. Court mein hum case karenge. Daya: Jaao karlo. Hum Tapu ke saath hai. Saare mard uss waqt behosh logo ke saath nikal padte hai. Abdul Miyan jo sab kuch dekh raha tha, uss din apni dukan band karke, ghar jaake muth marne lag jaata hai. Sab log Daya ke ghar chalte hai. Tapu ab chinta mein hota hai. Tapu: Ab hamara kya hoga?! Jo plan kiya tha, uska ulta hogaya. Geeta: Chinta mat karo Tapu, hum tumhare saath hai. Babita: Listen, abhi Tapu aur mujhe akela chhod dijiye, mujhe uska stress kam karna hai. Baaki mahilaye: Thik hai. Babita Tapu ko lekar bedroom mein aajati hai. Pehele Babita maalish karne wala tel laati hai, aur Tapu ki haath pair maalish karti hai. Fir Babita Tapu ke lund ki maalis karti hai. Tapu bhi Babita ke chuche dabane lagta hai. Anjali bhi room mein aajati hai. Aur aate he Tapu ke chehere par baith jaati aur Tapu Anjali ki chut khane lagta hai. Lund bhi khada ho jata hai jisko Babita apni chut mein ghusa leti hai. Dusre room mein Daya aur Geeta, Madhavi aur Sonu, Roshan aur Rita lesbian sex mein lag gaye hai. Komal toh moti gaaye [cow] hai, toh uske saath kisiko koi interest nahi. Aur bedroom mein Anjali aur Babita Tapu par uchal rahe the. Tapu bhi sab kuch bhul kar dono ke maze le raha tha. Muh se Anjali ko chus raha tha aur Babita ka chut Tapu ke lund ko chus rahi thi. 5-minute mein dono jhaad jaate hai, par Tapu nahi (kyunki usme tum se jyada stamina hai.) Saath mein ab Anjali Babita ko kiss karne lagti hai. Dusre room baaki mahilaye so jaate hai. 15-minute mein Tapu Babita ke andar jhad jaata hai. Teeno room mein so jaate hai. Shaam ko Daya teeno ko uthati hai. Teeno kapade pehen leti hai. Sab log bahar se khana manga lete hai. Fir sab so jaate hai. Raat ke 3 baje Tapu ki nind khulti hai. Woh dekhta hai ki Anjali uski lund ko chus rahi hai. Tapu kuch bolta usse pehele he Anjali usko kiss karti hai aur uske lund ko apne chut mein ghusa leti hai. (Bhai log, aaj Tapu bohut kamjor feel kar raha hoga. Jo log samajh gaye kyun, comment mein reason likh sakte hai.) Ab Tapu ko bhi lund mein thoda dard ho raha hai.