Vidhva maa se shadi fir suhaagraat
Desi
Submit Report Hello friends, mera naam Deepak hai aur meri maa ka naam Prabha hai. Yeh kahani meri aur meri maa ki shaadi ki hai. Pahle main apni maa ke baare mein bata dun, meri maa vidhva hai aur unki umar lagbhag 48 saal hai. Meri maa ke figure ke baare mein bata dun, 36D unki chuchiyon ki size hai, unke kamar ka size 30 hai aur unki gand ka size 36 hai. Unki umar 48 ho gayi hai lekin dekhne mein aaj bhi bahut khoobsurat lagti hain. Mere umar 26 saal hai. Ab main apni kahani shuru karta hun. Main jab 15 saal ka tha, tab mere Papa ki death ho gayi aur meri mummy akeli ho gayi. Waise maa ki umar zyada nahi thi. Fir bhi meri vajah se unhone shaadi nahi ki. Meri umar 26 hone ke baad, maine sarkari naukari mein try kiya aur meri naukari lag gayi, woh bhi Kolkata mein. Zindagi theek hi chal rahi thi. Ek din main ghar pahuncha. Ghar pahunchte hi maine mat ke niche se chabi nikal li. Hamare ghar ki do chabi hoti hai – ek mat ke niche rakhti hai aur ek ghar mein – kyunki agar maa bahar ho kisi karan se, to main ghar jaaun to mujhe dikkat na ho. Toh maine chabi lekar ghar khola. Jab maine chabi nikaali aur gate khol kar andar gaya, toh socha maa ghar mein hai ya nahi, pata nahi. Jaise hi main andar gaya, mujhe room se kuchh sunai diya. Main jaise hi andar ki taraf gaya, dekha ki meri maa apni chut ragad rahi thi. Maine dekha aur hairan reh gaya ki unki chut bilkul clean thi aur vah apni chut ragad rahi thi. Uske baad main bahar gaya aur jakar gate khatkhatanay laga. Gate khatkhatane ke baad maa ne gate khola. Unke baal bikhre hue the. Unhone apni saari jaise-taise theek ki aur bahar aayi thi. Maine unhe yeh ehsas nahi hone diya ki maine unhe us halat mein dekha hai. Uske baad, raat ko khana khaya aur raat ko sote waqt vahi nazaara sochte hue so gaya. Saath mein yeh bhi soch raha tha ki meri maa ki sharir ki zarurat kaise poori ho, kyunki mujhe unke liye bura lag raha tha. Uske baad main udaas rehne laga. Ek din maa ne mujhse poocha, “Tum udaas kyun ho?” Maine bola, “Kuchh nahin, maa.” Unke bahut baar zor dene ke baad, maine unse kaha, “Main aapse kuchh baat karna chahta hun.” Maa ne kaha, “Tumhein kya baat karni hai? Main to itne dinon se poochh rahi hun, par tum nahin batate.” Toh maine kaha, “Maa, aapne papa ke jaane ke baad shaadi kyun nahin ki?” Unhone kaha, “Bas beta, teri parwarish acche se ho sake isliye shaadi nahin ki.” Phir maine maa ko himmat karke kaha, “Maa, maine aapko kuchh din pehle dekha tha jab aap khud ko santusht kar rahi thi.” Yeh sunte hi meri maa ka sar niche ho gaya aur unki aankhon se aansu bahne lage. Maine kaha, “Maa, main aapko aise nahi dekh sakta. Aap fir se shaadi kyun nahi kar leti? Aapme kisi tarah ki koi kami to hai nahi. Aap aaj bhi bahut jawan lagti hain. Aap shaadi kyun nahi kar leti?” Uske baad unhone kaha, “Ab kya is umar mein shaadi karun?” To maine kaha, “Mummy, ek baat bolna chahta hun.” Unhone kaha, “Bolo.” “Aap bura to nahin manengi?” Maine poochha. Unhone kaha, “Nahin.” Fir maine kaha, “Maa, main aapse shaadi karna chahta hun.” Yeh sunte hi meri maa ne mujhe zor se thappad maara aur kaha, “Bewakoof, pagal hai, dimag kharab ho gaya tera? Tujhe samajh mein aa raha hai tu kya bol raha hai?” Maine kaha, “Main samajh raha hun, maa.” Jaise hi maa ne mujhe thappad mara, maine kaha, “Tumhen jo karna hai kar lo. Mujhe maarna hai maar lo, lekin main to tumse hi shaadi karunga.” Meri maa ne kaha, “Lagta hai tera dimag kharab ho gaya hai.” Maine kaha, “Aapko mujhse shaadi karni hogi. Agar aapne mujhse shaadi nahi ki, to main apni jaan le lunga.” Itna sunte hi maa ne kaha, “Tu pagal ho kya?” Aur rone lagi. Maa kehne lagi, “Tere alawa mera koi nahi hai. Tere bina main kaise zinda rahungi?” Toh maine kaha, “Jo bhi sochna hai, soch lo maa. Tumhare paas kal subah tak ka samay hai, aur agar uske baad tumne agar na kaha, to main jinda nahi rahunga.” Itna kehkar main apne kamre mein chala gaya aur maa ke upar chhod diya. Raat bhar main nahi soya. Uske baad subah utha aur apni maa se poochha ki kya socha hai. Maa ro rahi thi. Maine bola, “Jaldi batao.” Unhone mujhe apne gale se laga liya aur kaha, “Tu jaisa bolega, vaisa main karungi, lekin mujhe chhod kar jaana mat.” Unhone mujhe gale lagaya, to mujhe unki chuchiyon ko apne seene par mahsus hua. Maine unhe halka sa dabaya apni chhati se aur kaha, “Theek hai, to main batao kab shaadi karni hai?” Maa ne kaha, “Duniya waale kya bolenge ki hum dono maa-bete ne shaadi kar li?” To maine kaha, “Uske tension mat lo, hum log yahan nahin rahenge. Yahan se bahar chale jaenge. Jo hamare ghar hai, use bech denge aur Kolkata mein flat le lenge. Meri naukari Kolkata mein lag gayi hai sarkari, to hum vahin per jakar husband-wife ki tarah rahenge.” Toh maa boli, “Lekin ham donon ki umar main tujhse lagbhag doguni hun. Koi bhi samajh jaega ki main tujhse badi hun.” Toh maine kaha, “Maan bhale hi aap 48 ki hain, lekin aaj bhi aap 25 se zyada nahin lagti hain.” Tab unhone kaha, “Agar kisi ne poochha ki tumhari biwi bahut badi lag rahi hai?” To maine kaha, “To kya, main bol dunga ki yeh mujhse umar mein thodi badi thi aur unke gharwale nahin maante, isliye humne ghar se bhag ke shaadi kar li.” Phir unhone kaha, “Chal theek hai, tu jeeta main haari. Ab bata kya karna hai.” Maine kaha, “Hum log parson shaadi karenge, uske baad Kolkata chale jayenge.” Unhone kaha, “Theek hai.” Phir main agle din maa ko paisa diya aur kaha, “Jao, tum apne liye Lal Joda khareed lo shaadi ke liye.” Main apne liye sherwani le leta. Fir maa market chali gayi aur unhone apne liye Lal Joda aur baaki ki cheezein li, aur maine apne liye sherwani li. Agle din maine maa ko kaha, “2:00 baje mandir pahunch jana, aur main 2:00 baje aa jaunga.